I remember seeing these crack theories on how Lloyd became Jay and Nya's adoptive son in the later seasons because whenever the ninja split up, those three would always end up together so I thought I'd do my own take on it!
Enjoy!
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Lloyd: ...Hey Nya?
Nya: Yes?
Lloyd: I.. I have something to tell you. Please don't get mad!
Nya: Spit it out.
Lloyd: Ok but before I do, I just want to tell you that I really, really like you, and that you're like the older sister I never had, and that I'm glad I met you, but...
Nya: Go on.
Lloyd: *deep breath* You'renotmyfavouriteanymore-
Nya: Huh?
Lloyd: What I meant to say was that... you are not my favourite anymore.
Nya: What?! Who's your most favourite then?!
Lloyd: Jay-
Nya: WHAT?!
*distant noises of Jay jumping out of the window*
Nya: What did he do to earn that spot?!
Lloyd: It's simple. He gave me these.
Nya: First Spinjitsu Master.... is that?
Lloyd: The Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook? Yes. Now you see why he's my favourite now?
Nya: But.. but I don't understand-
Lloyd: Its simple. Jay gave me the Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook, and you didn't.
Nya: But I never knew that you wanted the Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook! If I had, I would've gotten it for you!
Lloyd: Yeah well, things are different now..
Nya: What about that time I took you to the Lego store to cheer you up after we found out you were the green ninja and I spent all my pocket money on buying you three Starfarer sets and a dozen Starfarer Polybags!?
Lloyd: Yeah but-
Nya: Or what about that time Zane turned into a vacuum cleaner and accidentally sucked in one of the set pieces so I spent the entire day dismantling him so I could get the piece out?
Lloyd: I-
Nya: Or what about that other time when I beat the living crap out of Kai for leaving you at the arcade unattended which caused you to get kidnapped by the serpentine?
Lloyd: Ok that one I give you credit for but-
Nya: .....
Lloyd :...You aren't gonna say anything?
Nya: No?
Lloyd: Crap, well this is awkward, I was hoping you'd cut me off and I wouldn't have to think of a good reason.
Nya: *Starts sobbing* why was I replaced?
Lloyd: Nya, Jay got me the Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook! Look at this marker! It's called "Cherry Red" and smells like actual cherries! How do you not expect him to instantly become my favourite!?
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