Quarantined (ninjago edition)

"Technically, you still didn't have to tell me twice"

Nya: Guys! I found proof of why Kai isn't related to me!

Jay: Wait, he's related to you?!

Kai: yes.

Jay: But how?! Kai is the only one in their family with brown hair!

Kai: My grandma had brown hair!

Jay: I still don't understand.

Zane: Yo well yo you yo see, Yo Ray yo and yo Maya yo fell yo in yo love yo and yo-

Nya: Will you please let me read my proof?!

Cole: I think the reason why Kai is not related to Nya is because he's a hot head.

Lloyd: Nya's a bigger hot head.

Jay: And so are their parents! They could literally make you cower just by looking at you! There was this one time when they killed a cockroach just by looking at it!

Cole: That only happens to you.

Zane: Yo but-

Nya: Listen to me!

Jay: You don't have to tell me twice.

Nya: I had to tell you ten times.

Jay: Technically, you still didn't have to tell me twice.

Lloyd: lol

Kai: Stop saying lol!

Nya: LISTEN TO ME!

L. Morro: NO!

Nya: *screams in frustration*

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Garmadon: When I was young, I used to be friends this girl called Ana. She was a nice girl, we used to build sand castles together.

Garmadon: I haven't seen her ever since I took my schizophrenia pills.

Wu: Gee, I wonder why?

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Jay: *walks into the room*

Jay: *sees Nadakhan and screams*

Nya: *comes in* What's going on!?!?

Nya: *sees nadakhan* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU CREEP! *grabs flipflop*

Jay: *hides behind Nya*

Nadakhan: *whispers* Quiet! I'm not going to do anything to you!

Nya: Then why are you here?!

Nadakhan: My relatives have been driving me insane! I have been hearing stories from their time in university for weeks now!

Jay: You have relatives?!?

Nadakhan: Yes. Do you think I just popped out of nowhere?!

Jimmykhan: Goo goo ga ga. I found Nadakhan!

Marykhan: Finally! I just remembered a story from my time at university. So I was in my classroom and-

Nadakhan: SOMEONE GET ME AWAY FROM HER!!

Nya: *yeets nadakhan out of the window*

Nadakhan: THANK YOU!!!

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L. Morro: *eats hairspray*

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Zane: H yo e yo l yo l yo o yo P yo i yo x yo a yo l. H yo o yo w yo a yo r yo e y yo o yo u?

Pixal: I'm sorry Zane but it must be done... *whacks him with shovel*

Zane: *faints*

Zane: yooooooooooooo........

Jay: His yos are too powerful!

Cole: He's immune to not being able to say yo!!

Zane: yooooo.....

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Nya: When I was in second grade. A kid, I think his name was Markos or something, came to me and told me that he wanted to be friends with me.

Cole: What did you do?

Nya: I didn't really know what to say so I screamed and ran away.

Cole: Well you didn't do that when Jay told you the same thing so at least you got character development!

Jay: what's his house address? What's his phone number? What's his email address? What's his gender? What does he look like? What's his credit card number?

Nya: First spinjitsu master, I was in second grade!