Jay on ancestry. Com: *finds out that he is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% french*
Jay: *in a terrible French accent* Bonjour! I am Jay walker!
Chicken: *in Russian* Cluck cluck cluck (Ah I see you're French. Well guess what I'm 100% Russian!) *plays Russian anthem*
Jay: Bonjour fellow friends!
Kai: Who let him on ancestry. Com?!
Nya: *quickly hides*
Cole: At least he's not as bad as Lloyd over there.
Lloyd: *terribly dancing to Indian songs*
L. Morro: He look like monkey when he dance!
Lloyd: *million effects with intense music start playing* (If you don't understand. Some Indian dramas put millions of effects to show shock. You can watch the video above as an example)
Lloyd: You monster!
Cole: See. He isn't that bad.
Jay: I agree with Cole.
Chicken: Cluck cluck (You mean we agree with Cole!)
Kai: WHO LET THE CHICKEN ON ANCESTRY. COM?!?!
L. Morro: *hides with Nya*
Zane: Can you please tell me what ancestry. Com is?
Kai: No-
Cole: It's a website that tells you about your bloodline.
Zane: Can I try it?
Kai: NO-
Cole: Sure!
Zane: *goes on ancestry. com*
Ancestry. Com: Error.
Zane: *goes again*
Ancestry. Com: Error
Zane: *goes again*
Ancestry. Com: Error
Cole: Here let me try.
Cole: Oh wow I'm zero percent alien. Cool.
Zane: *confused nindroid noises*
Cole: Now everyone, go and get me cake or else I'll bring my alien buddies here.
Nya: But it said that you were zero percent alien.
Cole: The word "alien" was in the sentence so therefore I'm an alien.
Kai: *facepalms*
Lloyd: *in terrible Indian accent* Do you want to go to ancestry. Com, Kai? *millions of PowerPoint effects start playing*
Kai: No.
Kai:....
Kai:....
Kai: But maybe I do.
Lloyd: yay!
Kai: I'm twenty seven percent Korean.
Nya: *starts playing BTS songs*
Kai: I have nothing against those songs but I like señorita better.
L. Morro: It say I hundred percent percent adorable!
Kai: There is no country called "adorable".
Zane: Yes there is, it's called adorable-topia.
L. Morro: I am adorable! Yay!
Wu: I hate to ruin whatever you're doing but I wanted to ask why there is a cat in one of my giant tea boxes?
L. Morro: *disappears*
Wu: Whatever the reason is. I'm throwing it out.
L. Morro: *cries*
Wu: Also I'm thirty percent Floridian.
Jay: So zat is why you stole Cole's cake!
Wu: I did not steal it I just ate it because I was hungry.
Jay: Florida man steals Cole's cake because 'e was 'ungry.
Cole: WHAT?
Wu: Cole, I can explain.
Jay: Florida man didn't tell 'is students about a crisis because 'e forgot.
Wu: I did not!
Wu:.....
Wu:.....
Wu:.....
Wu: Ninja, there is something I haven't told you.
Nya: I'm not sure whether I'm happy or scared to have a Florida man on our team.
Chicken: Cluck (keep him)
L. Morro: Yay!
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