Wu:*walks into the living room and finds it completely dark. The ninja are all watching My little Pony*
Wu: Fsm! Why is so dark in here?
The ninjas: *Ignores wu and turn the volume louder*
Wu:*opens the windows and lets all the sunlight in*
The ninjas:*Angry hissing*
Wu:*unplugs T.v.*
Ninja: Oh come on!
Jay: Why, why would you do that?
Wu: You all have been doing nothing all day except watch my little pony! Do you know how unhealthy that is?
Kai: Hey WE had no idea that my little pony was unhealthy, LLOYD was the one that got us into it!
Jay:*Dramatic gasp* Lloyd! How could you do this to us!
Lloyd: Wait-
*Everyone starts attacking Lloyd with pillows*
Wu: ENOUGH!
Ninja: *Stop what they are doing*
Wu: I never said that My little Pony was unhealthy, it's a great show! But enough of that, What I am trying to tell you all is that you ninja spend too much of your time watching t.v. so, No electronic gadgets for the day.
Ninja: Noooooooooo....
Lloyd: Ok boomer.
-Some time later-
Cole: Hey can someone tell me how long it's been?
Jay: It's been three years...
Cole: Can someone else tell me how long it's been?
Zane: It's been precisely twelve minutes and forty two seconds.
Kai: Ughhh I'm so booooored.....
Jay: I don't think I'v ever gone this long without video games...
Nya: Y'know this might be a great opportunity to do something productive!
Lloyd: Like what?
Nya: Well we can play Some sort of indoor game or something.
Cole: That doesn't really sound like a bad idea.
Nya: Indoor game it is! Zane do you have any good indoor game ideas?
Zane: Hmm... Charade seems to be a good choice!
Lloyd: So what are the rules?
*after explaining the rules*
(Oh and you guys can also guess what they are acting like)
Lloyd: Okay lets see... *reads paper*
Lloyd: *Crawling on the floor*
Jay: A baby?
Nya: A Cat?
Cole: A walking cake?
Lloyd: Nope. It was a dog.
Zane: I believe it is my turn*reads paper*
Zane: *Starts flapping his arms*
Kai: Ooh it's a bird!
Jay: It's a.... plane?
Cole: IT'S SUPERMAN!
Everyone: *looks at Cole*
Cole: I'm sorry I just had to...
Zane: I am neither of those I am a penguin!
Cole: My turn! *reads paper* this should be easy!
Cole: *In obnoxious voice* BlAh blAh bLaH BlaH BLAH...
Kai: Jay?
Cole:*pauses* Good example but no. *continues*
Everyone:*in confusion*
Cole: Okay since many of you couldn't guess you I was, I. Was. A. Karen.
Nya: that's the most accurate representation ever.
Cole: I know.
Lloyd: Can we play something else? I'm bored.....
Jay: How 'bout uno?
Nya: Sure I'll play!
Jay: Okay so it's you and me! Let's do this!
-Some time later-
Jay: No Nya, please don't!
Nya: I'm sorry Jay.
Jay: Please Nya after all that we've been through...
Nya: It has to be done Jay *places 4+ card*
Nya: Uno.
Jay: No! I can't believe you!
Nya: I'm sorry!
Cole: Ummm this is supposed to be a comedy!
Both: SHUT UP!
Jay: I thought I trusted you!
Nya: *slightly tearing up* I'm sorry!
Jay: A-are you-wait I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!
Nya: I forgive you.
Both: *hug it out*
Cole: THIS BOOK IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY!
Nya: I don't care about the comedy!
Lloyd: Can we play something else? Something that doesn't cause fights between us?
Kai: How about monopoly?
Lloyd: I said something that doesn't cause fights.
Kai: Oh c'mon it can't be that bad.
-later-
*Everyone is fighting as though there is a war*
Lloyd: I told him so.
Question of the day: Who is your favourite side character?
Mine is princess vania, She. Is. The. Definition. Of. A. Cinnamon. Roll.
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