Hey! does anyone remember this series? Cause I certainly do.
Now before we start this chapter. I would like to tell you that this chapter is sponsered by Raid: Shadow Legends.
Raid: Shadow Legends is a money stealing game with an extremely boring plot that has repetitive animation. This game is only good for when you can't sleep at night cause it's so boring that it'll put you to sleep better than your history teacher does. It is filled to the brim with ads and the levels are extremely easy to beat if you give the following items to the game developers,
. Your entire bank account.
. Your house.
. Your clothes.
. Danny devito.
. Your daddy's credit card number.
. The secret Krabby patty formula.
. Your mini Crewmate.
. And your awesome grandma.
All of this will probably make you end up on the streets with only a paper bag as a clothing item but who cares! You beat the levels and that's all that matters.
Now onto the chapter.
Nya: I have grown daggers at the ends of my fingers. So from now on, however bothers me will suffer a terrible fate.
Jay: Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother.
Nya:....
K. Kai: *takes out nails*
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*Something falls down with a large thump*
Nya: Who fell down!?
Cole: Jay did!
Lloyd: I'll go and see what happened.
Nya: Your leg is injured you can't do anything.
Lloyd: I know that I'm useless but I wanna see how he fell down.
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Cole: One time I stole a girl's heart...
Nya: Awww
Cole: The police weren't happy.
Nya:......... *starts dialing 911*
Cole: I'M JOKING!
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Lloyd: Hey don't do that or else uncle will scold you.
L. Morro: Sensei won't scold me cause I cute!
Lloyd: *cries in being older*
(This could also be this as well
L. Kai: Hey don't do that or else mom will scold you.
L. Nya: Mom won't scold me cause I'm cute!
L. Kai: *cries in older sibling*)
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Wu: Hello and today I'm going to be ranking the top ten most punch-able ninja.
Wu: Number one, Garmadon.
Garmadon's ghost: For the last time, I'm sorry for stealing your jelly beans when we were eight!
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(This is in among us)
Zane: I know that it's not purple. I trust her!
-Pixal was the imposter-
Zane:......
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Jay: Hey has anyone seen lightning bud? She's been missing for the entire day!
Zane: I am positive that she'll turn up.
Jay: *sighs* Ok..
Lloyd: Hey Cole, what's for dinner?
Cole: Roasted chicken!
Jay:.......
Jay: *silently takes out his knife that he bought from a white van*
Nya: Jay, will you please tell sparky the second to get off my bed? She's been there the entire day!
Chicken from Nya's room: Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck! (I told you that from now on I'm sleeping your bed and you're going to sleep in my nest!)
Jay: lightning bud! *runs to the chicken*
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L. Morro: Raaawr!
Lloyd: Raaaaaawr!
L. Morro: Raaaaaaaaaaaaawr!
Lloyd: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Zane: Will you two please eat your dinosaur nuggets already? They are getting cold!
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Wu: You know why your parents named you mystakè?
Mystakè's ghost: Why?
Wu: Cause you were a mistake.
Mystakè: And you know why your father named you Wu?
Wu: Why?
Mystakè: Cause he knew that you wouldn't how to woo a girl!
Wu: That was lamer than lame.
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Fun fact: Number 2 and 4 were based off real life.
In number two Nya is my cousin, Cole is my other cousin, Jay is my sister and Lloyd is me (my leg wasn't injured, I was wearing high heels but I couldn't figure out why Lloyd would be wearing high heels so I gave him an injured leg)
And in number 4 Lloyd is me, l. Morro is my youngest sister and Wu is my mom.
Bye!
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