Quarantined (ninjago edition)

The return of the cake of lightning

This has been in my drafts for way too long.

Also Creative_fireblaze drew these amazing pictures of Kai in a princesses dress and L. Morro hugging K. Kai.

Now let's get onto this chapter.

Jay and Cole: EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN ANOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

L. Morro: What's that?

Jay: The cake of lightning is back!

Cole: And you have to join or *realizes that Nya had gotten rid of the Karen*... uh... or.. Jay help me out here!

Jay: Or... we destroy slinkies in front your eyes!

Cole: Yeah! And we'll make you look at cups full of water that look as though they're about to fall off a table when they're actually not!

Lloyd: You monster...

Jay: We would also put hard stuff in your soft food!

Cole: And put soft stuff in your hard food!

K. Kai: *Gasp*

Jay: And we would make you listen to Justin bieber songs at full volume!

Zane: I love Justin bieber!

Cole: So join now!

Pixal: those threats are so pathetic. No one will-

K. Kai: MEOW MEOW MEOW?! MEOW MEOW MEOW!?!?! MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!! (HOW DO I JOIN?! HOW DO I JOIN!?!?! TELL ME HOW TO JOIN!!!!)

Lloyd: *searches his pockets* Where is the pen when you need it!?

L. Morro: Can someone please tell me what an announcement is?

Zane: an announcement is what you do when you want to announce an announcement.

K. Kai: Meow (very helpful)

Lloyd: How do I join!?!?

Cole: Just sign this contract!

The contract:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Sign here to join.
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Nya: That is the most s***iest contract I've ever seen.

Lloyd: Yes but this s***y contract prevents you from living a s***y life.

K. Kai: Meow meow meow meow (they used the s*** to destroy the s***)

L. Morro: What's s***?

Pixal: Stop swearing in front of him!

Jay: So now that you all have signed. Let's get onto the rules of this cult. *clears throat* rule number one is.... Uh..... *whispers* Cole, what are the rules?!

Cole: *whispers* Um... Uh... Erm...... I forgot!

Jay: *mentally facepalms*

Pixal: You created a cult and forgot the rules?

Cole: I remember one! No stealing my cake!

Nya: Isn't that a normal rule around here?

Cole: Yes but it's a rule of this cult as well.

Jay: Rule number two. Mr cuddlywomp is a well respected member of this cult so treat him with respect.

Cole: And the final rule, you must promote our cult. By doing the cult dance. Which goes like this *inhumanly dances while yoddeling*

L. Morro: *to Nya* Why is he making donkey noises?

Nya: Cause he is a donkey.

Cole: You are now banished from this cult!

Jay: RULE NUMBER FOUR, NO BANISHING PEOPLE THAT I LIKE!

Cole: But she called me a donkey!

Jay: If you want to banish people that I like than banish the people that I don't like.

Cole: Oh ok. Kai! You're banished from this cult!

L. Morro: *squeezes K. Kai* No!

Cole: Zane you're banished from the cult!

Jay: I don't have anything against him!

Cole: Wu, you're banished from the cult!

Wu: What cult?

Cole: Wait you weren't in here.

Jay: You know what, I never liked myself. So banish me from the cult!

Nya and Cole: Jay, we talked about you're self esteem issues!

Cole: You know what, let's not banish anybody and go back to being a happy and peaceful cult.

Pixal: I feel like this chapter is starting to make no sense now so let's end it.

Cole: Wait what chapt-