I have no what this is but I just found it somewhere in my head and decided to write it down here.
Jay: Hey guys, I want you to meet my brother. *points at blue Jay (a type of bird) sitting on his shoulder*
Kai: A bird can't be your brother.
Jay: *offended gasp* How dare you say that to Jay number two?! Just because he's a bird does not mean that he can't be my brother!
Bird: chirp chirp (please let me go)
Kai: *facepalm*
Cole: *to bird* Hey Jay! Are you happy to be finally back with your brother? Jay number two?
Jay: I think you're confused. I am Jay number one and he *points to bird* is Jay number two.
Cole: The Jay birds existed before you did so therefore the bird is Jay number one.
Jay: *pouts*
Bird: chirp chirp chirp (the fat guy speaks the truth)
Cole: I am not fat!
Jay: I also found Nya's sister and Cole's younger brother *points to cat and a piece of coal*
Cat: *looking at chicken hungrily*
Chicken: *on Lloyd lap and is frightened to death*
Coal:.......
Kai and Nya: We have a sister?!
Jay: No, only Nya does.
Kai: But Nya is my sister so that makes the cat my sister as well.
Jay: No the cat is only Nya's sister.
Kai: How the f*** does that make sense?
Morro: Ask the author.
Cole: Who?
Morro: forget what I said. Your brother wants to talk to you! *yeets coal at Cole*
Zane: I would like to know why you are keeping animals in the house?
Lloyd: They found their long lost siblings and are keeping them now.
Zane: But you can't be siblings with an animal!
Jay: Yes you can.
Pixal: You are imprisoning the animals!
Lloyd: No we aren't.
Jay: Now If you don't mind. We are gonna go play with our siblings *kicks Zane and Pixal out of the room*
-later that night-
Zane: Shhh stay quiet.
Pixal: *nods*
Zane and Pixal: *take the animals outside the monastary*
Zane and Pixal: *salutes* BE FREE LITTLE CREATURES!
Wu: WHO THE F*** IS SHOUTING AT THREE AM!?!
Zane and Pixal: *quickly go to there bedrooms*
-later that morning-
Jay: Who took my brother?!
Welp, this one was very random....
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Quarantined (ninjago edition)
AcakHave you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
