Ninjas being wierd

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The first one is inspired from that one scene from AVPS (a very potter sequal. If you haven't watched it, watch it right now, it's halarious.)

Kai: Hey Cole!

Cole: What?

Kai: I made a picture of you. *shows picture*

Cole: You call this a picture? Even Nugget can draw better than that and it's a chicken!

Kai: *slightly angry voice* What's wrong with it?

Cole: Everything.

Kai: LISTEN HERE YOU, I SPENT HOURS, HOURS! ON THIS AND YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE IT A GOOD REVIEW WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

Cole: Nah I'd rather not.

Kai: *Explodes*

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Lloyd: Nya...

Nya: What?

Lloyd: Is it true that all froot loops are of the same flavour?

Nya: Lloyd, for a person of your age, that is forbidden knowledge. So I am just going to say no.

Lloyd: I want to know the truth Nya, I'm not a kid anymore!

Nya: *sighs* I lied Lloyd, it's true, froot loops are of the same flavour.

Lloyd: *Ugly, high pitched, sobbing*

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Random person: please give me your credit card information so that you confirm your purchase of rubber ducks.

Jay: *gives Cole's credit card info*

R.p: I'm sorry but your credit card seems to be expired.

Jay: Sorry wrong credit card *gives Zane's credit card info*

-later that evening-

Zane: I would like to inquire to know who bought 69 rubber ducks using my credit card?

Jay: It was Kai!

Kai: Why would I be using Zane's credit card to buy rubber ducks?

Lloyd: Yeah use it to buy something worthy. Like My Little Pony figurines for example.

Zane: Wait, were you the one who used my credit card to buy 420 my little pony figurines?

Lloyd:.......

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Zane: *dancing around his room like a ballerina* Let it gooooo..... let it gooooooo.

Zane: I'm gonna rise at the break of dawwwwwwn

Zane: Let it goooooo....... Let. It. Goooooo. The perfect nindroid's goooone.

Pixal:*knocking on the door* Zane, why do I here you screaming in your room?

Zane: It's nothing! Go away!

I only have two more days left on wattpad and then my online classes will start. I will try to update but they might not be that often since I will be loaded with homework.

Bye.

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