A lil sidenote before we start the chapter: If you have read my randomness book you would know that I have a few headcannons in there and one of them is them that the ninja have adopted The chicken as a family pet and call it different names. So this chapter is based off that!
Jay: Hello lightening bud! How you doing?
Chicken: Cluck! (great!)
Jay: Well guess what, I was playing video games and Zane decided to start vacuming while Standing In front Of the t.v.! I mean who does that! And*continues ranting*
Chicken: *gets annoyed, rolls eyes and leaves*
Jay: Wait, come back I'm not done ranting!
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Cole: Hey Nugget! I've been looking all over for you.
Chicken: CLUCK! (DON'T TURN ME INTO CHICKEN NUGGETS!)
Cole: Calm down I'm not gonna turn you into chicken nuggets. I wanted to tell you something else, You know about my guzzler?
Chicken: Cluck? (What?)
Cole: The headphone like thing with soda bottles attached at it sides?
Chicken: Cluck, cluck. (Oh! I know about it)
Cole: Yes that, so any way I decided that you should have one as well, So I asked Jay and Nya make one for you! *Shows miniature version of guzzler and puts it on the chicken head*
Chicken: Cluck. (Thankyou!) *sips soda*
Cole: Your welcome.
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Kai: *Is having an online interview with Gale gossip*
Gale: So tell me do you have any pets?
Kai: Oh yeah we do! Hey danger pet, come here!
Chicken: Cluck? (You called?)*comes into the room and sits next to Kai* Cluck? (What this?)
Gayle: A chicken?
Kai: Yeah this is our pet: Danger pet.
Gayle: Ok so do you care to explain why you call it danger pet?
Kai: Just watch it when it gets angry.
Gayle: Okay.... so on to the next question!
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Chicken: *Is hiding under a table*
Lloyd: Chicki, Where are you...
Chicken: *Still hiding*
Lloyd: *looks under table* Found you!
Chicken: Cluck! (****)
Lloyd: Hey, your not allowed to swear!
Chicken: *Runs away*
Lloyd: Wait I just wanna cuddle!
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Nya: No offence sparky the second but will you please get of my bed?
Chicken: Cluck! (We live in same house, so this OUR bed!)
Nya: I'm sorry but I'm not a communist.
Chicken: Cluck? (Then you American?)
Nya: No, I am not American, just get off my bed!
Chicken: Cluck, cluck. (Well I communist so this OUR bed)
Nya: Argh!
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Zane: Dearest chicken, Me and Pixal request you to stop eating all of the shrek cereal as the others will not be happy with you if they found out that you ate their favourite cereal.
Chicken: Cluck(okay) *leaves*
Pixal: Thank you.
Zane: *Checks box and finds it empty* Why you little-
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Wu: Hello buddy, would you like to have a tea party?
Chicken: Cluck. (Yes)
Wu: *blasts music* Then let's get this party started!
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Fun fact: I got the inspiration for the headcannon mentioned at the beginning from that one scene in which is playing video games with the chicken And the chicken is wearing a mini guzzler and later the headcannon turned into this.
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