Quarantined (ninjago edition)

Becoming a teenage grandpa

Jay: Guys, I have an important announcement to make. Drumroll please!

L.Morro: *Uses Lloyd and Harumi as drumsticks on his drum that is actually Wu*

Jay: My eleventh Grandchild, Kate, has recently entered this world! Say hi to Kate everyone! *shows picture of a newborn baby*

Kai: Excuse me what. You have GRANDCHILDREN?! And this is the ELEVENTH one?!

Cole: I've heard of people having Nephews and Nieces at an early age but having grandchildren while you're in your teens is way too crazy to be true!

Jay: I told you all that- Morro, stop the drumroll, Harumi may bite Wu's stomach out and then he'll get annoyed. Anyway, I told you all that I was left at Ma and Pa's doorstep while they were in their late forties or early fifties. So I had looots of adoptive cousins that were WAY older than me, especially since Ma and Pa had many siblings that were older than them by a good few years. Like I have very few cousins that are actually younger than me. So anyway, because of my big cousins, I had lots of Nephews and Nieces that were all around my age. A lot of them were older but we're not gonna get into that.

Lloyd: Imagine your uncle being younger than you. Definitely can't relate.

Jay: Pay attention! So a few of my nephews and Nieces that are older than me had some kids which technically makes me a grandpa now. so yeah...

Nya: Jay became a grandpa and he hasn't even reached the dad stage yet. He is literally speed running life.

Cole: The gamer genes be like that, Ya know?

Kai: Wait hold on... Nya, What do you mean by... "Yet"?

Lloyd: Oh sh-

Wu: *intense glaring*

Lloyd: sh- shhh....sugar daddy.

Wu: *bonks Lloyd*

Kai: Nya is there something that you're not telling us?!

Jay: Oh no. Oh no no no-

Jay: KAI, I SWEAR TO THE FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER THAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! PLEASE SPARE MY POOR SOUL! *Ugly sobbing*

Cole: WhAt iS gOinG oN hErE?!

Nya: Ew what the hell Kai, no! I said "yet" because alot of people become parents before becoming grandparents! Where did you even get the idea of me carrying a kid?!

Kai: Carrying a kid?! The heck! No! I was just thinking about why you assumed that he wanted to have kids! I thought that you had that toxic mindset of everyone needing to have kids! That is very inconsiderate Nya! I did not raise you like this.

Nya: Ohhhhhh. But like I said, most people become parents before becoming grandparents, so that's why I said that! But Jay.. if you were offended by that then I am deeply sorry. I hope that we are still good.

Jay: It ok. You're still my bro :>

Garmadon: Today I learned that Kai is a chirp user. Seriously, what kind of person other than a Chirp user would pinpointed that?!

Kai: You're learning that now? I have the most followers on that site! Here, I'll give you my Chirp so that you can follow me. My username is @Kai_Smith_1

Garmadon: Sorry kid but I vowed to never do the heinous sin of downloading Chirp and I am not breaking that promise.

Lloyd: I really want a Chirp but mom won't let me.

Garmadon: Good.

Jay: BACK ON TOPIC EVERYONE!! Four of my grandchildren are going to be staying with us for the weekend because my cousin Esmerelda is going on vacation with her husband, Steve.