Have you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book!
For starters there will be no bad words...
Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?!
Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
If anyone's wondering I'm fine and still somehow sane. This was originally going to be one single chapter but it had been so long since I last updated and I really wanted to just put something out there so... yeah.. hope you enjoy!
Also school's gonna start again in a few days and Im just :,)
Anywho enjoy!
Nya: EVERYONE! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!
*Everyone except Cole looks at Nya*
Jay: Cole, baby, honey, sugar, one cup flour, two teaspoon vanilla extract, one stick of butter, whipped cream, one can of coco powder. My yang wants your attention.
Cole: You do realize that you didn't need to narrate an entire cake recipe to get my attention right?
Zane: Why is there a BABY in a cake recipie?!
Lloyd: Food trends are crazy these days.
Nya: EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN!
Nya: *brings out cat carrier* say hello to a brand new member of the Walker household!
Kai: Wait a minute... you and Jay aren't married-
Nya: Oh yeah... Sorry, it was a force of habit.
Cole: wHaT dO yOu mEaN "fOrCe Of HabIt"?!
Nya: *clears throat* What I meant to say was, SAY HELLO TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE MONESTARY! *opens cat carrier to reveal a tiny kitten*
Kai: Don't we have enough people around here?! It's gotten to the point where I don't even bother looking up appropriate serving sizes for everyone whenever it's my turn to cook anymore! I just serve everything in a giant pot!
Lloyd: *screaming that's so high pitched only dogs can hear it* ITS SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL IT?!?!
AN: I want you all to feel what Lloyd is feeling so here's what the kitten looks like:
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I demand that you now fangirl.
Cole: Ooh! Ooh! How about "Mold"? Because mold is sometimes grey and the cat is grey-
Nya: no.
L.Morro: WHAT ABOUT "OREO"?
Nya: That is a good name suggestion but-
Jay: LET'S CALL IT "KITTY LITTER"!
Nya: What is wrong with you people?! NO!
Lloyd: HOW ABOUT "BIRD POO"-
Nya: *Screams like an opera singer on drugs* LET ME FINISH WHAT I WANT TO SAY!
Nya: We are not going call her any of those because the cat shelter had already given her a name: Fifi.
Ninja: Ohhhhhhh
Harumi: THIS IS GREAT! WE HAVE A BRAND NEW FRIEND IN THE HOUSE! *DANCES*
*dancy music plays*
Meanwhile chicken: *single tear falls from eye*
-The next day-
Jay: *screams*
Zane: Good morning Jay, you seem very much not filled with happiness.
Jay: AAAAAWHAAHWAJEAAIAAUAEYWHAAAAAA
Zane: Here, drink this. *gives juicebox*
Jay: *finally quiet*
Zane: Now, Can you tell me what happened?
Jay: *while crying* I wanted to play with Fifi....
Zane: Yes.
Jay: So I held out my hand and told her to give me paw.
Zane: And?
Jay: AND THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO CRAP ALL OVER MY HAND!
Zane: how unfortunate.
Jay: AND THEN SHE JUST RAN AWAY WHILE I STOOD THERE WITH CAT DROPPINGS ON MY HAND! IT TOOK ALL MORNING FOR ME TO GET RID OF THE SMELL AND IT WAS ALSO MY DOMINANT HAND! AWRDQTADUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Zane: That is not smooth in texture brother.
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Meanwhile chicken: *listening to emo songs from 2007 while wearing the fashion from 'My immortal'*
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Lloyd: HOOSHAGOODGURL?!
Fifi: Mew. (help me.)
Lloyd: YOUU AREEEE! *Strangles Fifi*
Nya: Lloyd, I think you're hugging her a little too aggressively-
Lloyd: BUT SHE'S SO CUTEEEE-
Nya: I know but you're litteraly making it impossible for her to breath-
Lloyd: Well, if she doesn't want to be hugged than why is she the perfect hugging size?!
Fifi: *cuts off Lloyd's arms and runs away*
Lloyd: AAA
Nya: Darn it! I have to bring out my hammer along with my super glue again!
Lloyd: Wh-what?
Nya: We're made of plastic Lloyd. That's the only possible way for us fix our broken bones!
Lloyd: WE'RE MADE OF PLASTIC?!
Nya: WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK WE DON'T GO SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN?
