America: Like my status if you love to film yo self!! I love to film my fuckin self!
America: *on phone* Hello?
England: Hey gurl.
America: You know that bitch named Deltrise?
England: Ya I know that bitch named Deltrise.
America: Well you know what she did?
England: No gurl wut she do?
America: That bitch didn't like my status!! LIKE MY STATUS!!!