5 x 2?

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(Got this from South Park, no other ideas. BTW all the counties *except Prussia* Are in chibi mode)

Prussia: Okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 x 2?

Countries: *silent*

Prussia: Come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.

Sealand: *raises hand*

Prussia: Yes Sealand?

Sealand: 12?

Prussia: Okay, now let's try to get an answer for someone who isn't a complete retard. Anyone? Come on don't be shy.

England: I think I know the answer, Mr Prussia.

America: *mimicking england*

England: Shut up, fat boy!

America: HEY! Don't call me fat you fuckin jew!

Prussia: ALFRED? Did you just say the F word?

America: .....Jew?

England: He's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school you fucking fat-ass.

Prussia: Arthur?!

America: Why the fuck not?

Prussia: Alfred!

Germany: Dude, you just said "fuck" again?

Prussia: Ludwig!

Neko: *muffled by scarf* Fuck

Prussia: Neko!

America: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody? Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Prussia: How would you like to see the school councilor?!

America: How would you like to suck my balls?

Counties: *gasp*

Prussia: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

America: I-I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was- *pulls out mic* How would you like, to suck my balls, Mr.Prussia?

Germany: Holy shit dude.....

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