Neko: *cuddling with Hungary*
Japan: *drawing a doujin* You guys, there is something I want to tell you....
Neko and Hungary: You are gay?
Japan: Yes....And that I have been....seeing things
Neko: What kind of things? *summons sparkles and throws them in his face while hungary holds up a sign saying "JAPAN IS GAY"*
Japan: Everywhere I look, I see yaoi. Nonstop.
Hungary: *sighs* That sounds lovely!!
Japan: It is, but its concerning.....
Neko: IT IS TIME!! THE AGE OF THE KITTEN IS NOW!! *puts on cloak and a book of summoning* I shall summon....Lord Rayquaqua
Japan: W-what?! *becomes the YAOI god*
Neko: Oh wise Yaoi God....how may I serve you?
Japan: Bring me....Yaoi
Hungary: Da fuq did you do to him?!
Japan: She has made me..... *strikes a pose* FABULOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!
