Italy: What's this? *flips open book of GerIta yaoi*
Japan: *sing song voice* When you find yourself in this, situation. there is one thing you must do......PUT SOME RAMEN ON IT!
Italy: *ramen covers the pages* Ve~
Germany: *finds rotten wurst* it's horrible to waste zis vurst.....
Japan: PUT SOME RAMEN ON IT!
Germany: *ramen falls on wurst* *eats* IT TASTES AWESOME
France: honhonhon~
Random girl: *sees France looking at her bust* Hey!
Japan: PUT SOME RAMEN ON IT!
France: *ramen falls on him* What is this?
Japan: *whispers* Random Girl, Because I love you, I insist you run.
Random Girl: Olaf?
Japan: *pours more ramen* Why aren't you running?!
Random Girl: *runs away*
