The most random thing ever

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-so, I am bored in a line that is 90 fahking minutes long! so This is what my mind can create, *turns on techno music-

Russia: ALL BOW DOWN TO THE MAGICAL PIPE OF WISDOM AND JOY!!! *holds up pipe*

Turkey: THE MAGICAL PIIIPPEE! *drenches self in chocolate sauce and does Gangnam style*

Germany: *making out with Italy in the corner*

Hungary: *taking pictures of the yaoi* NEKO COME SEE DE YAOI!

Austria: *dancing with a piano* I love u piano ^^

Seychelles: FISH FOR ALL!!! *dumps fish everywhere*

Estonia: I WANT DEM FISHEZZZZ

Prussia: I LIKE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTAYYYYSSS!!! *dancing is sparkly briefs*

Sweden: I HATE DUCKS!!! *pewdiepie mode* *grabs Seychelles fish and swings it at all of the barrels and ducks*

Poland: DUCKS SHALL BECOME MA FABULOUS UNDERLING!!! *throws sparkles*

Lithuania: I GOT DA SHEILDS MADAFAHKEZZZ!! *spawns a million sheilds*

France: hohonhon~ *rapes a couch*

England: *throws scones at Prussia* BOOO!

America: *eating a thousand hamburgers* I HAFT BIRTHED THESE DELICIOUS BURGERS!!

Spain: ROMA IS LOVE~ ROMA IS LIFE!!

Romano: *becomes a tomato* NOTICE MEH SENPAIIII!!!!

Greece: ITS RAININ JAPANS, HA LE LU JA ITS RAININ JAPANS!!! *catches all the japans*
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Neko: And that is what my mind looks like.

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