-from now on, I will be in a few of the updates!! including this one, I will go by "Neko"-
England: So, America and I set up cameras in Japan's room to hopefully get some intel on the Axis.
-camera-
Japan: *walks into room and locks for behind him* Is there anyone there?
America: What is he doing?
Japan: *flips switch and a giant computer comes out of the wall*
Computer: What shall you be doing today, sir Kiku?
Japan: Photo upload
Computer: Yes, where shall you upload them?
Japan: The Internet. *takes out camera from bag*
Computer: Yes, Kiku.
Japan: *plugs in camera*
Computer: *shows picture of.....Germany and Italy.....*cough* doing it*
America: WHAT THE F*CK!!!!
Japan: save that one to my personal file, then copy it and upload to "Yaoi.com"
Computer: On it.
*next picture, Prussia and Canada kissing*
Japan: Upload that one to "KawaiiYaoi.com"
America: So......This is what he does all day
Hungary: *knocks on Japan's door*
Japan: Who is it?
Hungary: Hungary!!! I have the photos you asked for!
Japan: Alright *gets up from chair and
Unlocks door* Come in
Hungary: *takes out camera* Let's see, I have Giripan-
Japan: DID YOU UPLOAD THEM?!?
Hungary: No, why?
Japan: Good, I have to save that one. Continue?
Hungary: Some PruCan, a lot of Spamano, some SwissLiech, UsUk, a little GerIta (damned security), and Poland and Lithuania.
-in Americas room-
America: HOLY CRAP HOW DID SHE GET THOSE PICTURES?!?!?!
England: *passed out*
2 hours later
America: *died*
England: *calling Russia for help*
Neko: What happened? *looks on computer* Oh no, they found it.
-back in Japan's room*
Japan: Thank you, do you have any lemon?
Hungary: *smirks* Quite a lot. Do you want to upload them?
Japan: Hai.
Computer: *shows all the pictures*
Neko: *bursts into room* They found it!!! America and England, they set up cameras and they saw everything!!!!!!
Japan: Oh no......
Hungary: dammit, I knew this day would come. *pulls emergency switch*
Japan: *backs up all info on one hard drive* HUNGARY!!! PULL THAT LEVER OVER THERE!!
Hungary: BUT ALL THE DATA WILL BE GONE!!!
Neko: DO IT!!!! JAPAN SAVED IT, AND I HAVE BACK UP ON MY PHONE!
Hungary: *pulls lever*
Computer: *shuts off, and goes back into the wall*
Neko: *passed out on floor because of intense nosebleed*
Japan: *sighs* It's ok now. *looks at Neko* What happened to her?
Hungary: oh dear, it appears the smut files reached her phone. They are pretty intense.
Japan: *sits back in chair* We should be safe.
Italy: HEY GUYS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? *phone rings* *passes out*
Hungary: *checks her laptop* Oh no, I sent all that smut, to everyone's phones.....
Japan: oh no......
Neko: *twitching on floor* So......much......Yaoi
And that my friends, is how World War 3 began
