England: *looks through America's laws* What in the ..... ALFRED?!?!
America: YA?
England: DID YOU WRITE HALF OF THESE LAWS WHILE INTOXICATED?'?!
America: no, why?
England: "Alabaman: Illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket"
America: that's one-
England: "California: Illegal to ride a bike in a swimming pool"
America: you could drown-
England: "Utah: Illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin inside a paper bag"
America: *walks away*
