Vodka: Hey Russia~
Russia: What?
Vodka: Wanna have a drink?
Russia: No I promised Ukraine.....
Vodka: RUSSIA~
Russia: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Vodka: RUSSSSSSIIIIIIAAAAAAAA~
Russia: *throws Belarus at the Vodka*
Vodka: *spontaneously combusts*
Russia: I'm done here *puts on sunglasses and explodes in to a million pipes*