Im quite peeved!!(hetaia version)

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Japan: That is never gunna work.

America: Yes it will, IT WILL WORK!!

Japan: That is never gunna work with your level of science knowledge.

America: I've watched Bill Nye, quite a few times! And I'm, I'm a level 3 now! Ya my HP has been going up pretty steadily.

Japan: it's just, your not up to my level! My power is over 9000.

America: .....9000 of what?

Japan: Just, 9000 in general.

America: of-

Russia: *walks by them* Sup chumps *spills America's soda on Japan*

America: .......HEY!!? What was that?! I can no longer drink this!!! That really peeved me off!!

Japan: Why would you knock the drink outta his hand?

America: Why would you-Why would you do that?!

Russia: Ey bro.

America: *stammers for a bit* BEGAWSH!! I am so peeved right now!!!

Japan: He is peeved!

Russia: *takes a swig of vodka* Ey bro....You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Japan: you can just go guy an.. an entire array of clothes!!

America: YA!! And wha-What?! Wh-what?! What the...WHAT?!

Japan: You know, Become Mike Tyson's agent!!!

Russia: eyyyyy~ *walks over to them* Big show! Hey brother, I've been thinkin on my actions and.....I've been actin like a real chump these past couple seconds.

America: *angry* Ya, you have been! A big chump!

Russia: I bought you a replacement drink...*hands him a shot glass of vodka*

Japan: you've been more that a chump....w-wait a second-

Russia: *trips America so he spills his drink again*

Japan: Ah!

America: BEGAWSH! OH-I AM-OHH!! *supr angry* OH I AM PEEVED *slams the shot glass on the floor* *stanmers* BEGAWSH!!

Japan: HE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!!

America: Why would you do that?! that was such a tricky thing to do!!!

Japan: Why did you knock the drink outta his hand?! HE WAS GUNNA DRINK THAT!

America: Man, that was pretty stealth I'm not going to lie!

Russia: Ey man, Stuff it! *in the "come at me bro" pose*

America: *so supr peeved* You want me to WHAT?!

Japan: He is peeved!

America: He wants me to stuff it! You know what I'm not a calzone last time I checked!!

Italy in the background: calzooooooone~

Japan: GO-GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER!!

Russia: You're cruisin for a bruisin.

Japan: GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!!!!!!

America: *tries to say something to Russia but stops* WHAT?!?!!!! What does that mean!?

Neko: *chainsaw in hand* SHUT UP!!! MY GIRL IS TRYING TO WATCH SOME YAOI HERE!!

Hungary: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO WATCH SOME YAOI HERE!!

Neko: *drops chainsaw* GIRL, GO GET ME MY PRINGLES!! *picks up chainsaw*

Hungary: ALRIGHT I'LL GET THE PRINGLES!!

Russia: Eeeeeeeyyyyy~ Big show!!

Japan: oh not again....

America: What do you want?!

Japan: God, it never ends!!

Russia: *sling arm over America's shoulder* That's twice now....

America: Ya you know what, it has been twice.....

Russia: What you said about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *sigh* I bought you a replacement beverage. *holds up Arizona Green Tea* And I'm serious this time, I mean it! I'm so sorry....I was confused I didn't know what I wanted.....

America: *grabs the tea* No way....Well that is just so nice of you! ^-^

Russia: *fist-bumps America*

America: That guy....Wow you know I think I really misjudged that guy!

Japan: He is a good guy!

America: *starts walking towards him* I think I really misjudged that gu- *trips on sidewalk and spills his drink on Japan again*

Japan: *sad face*

America: *stammers*

Japan: *walks away*

America: BEGAWSH!

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Neko: wow that took a while to do!!!

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