Wat......Da....Hell

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Neko: *drawing doūjinshi on a magical nyan cat with Hungary and Japan* Ya know....I think we should spice up our lives......

Hungary: Don't..

Neko: WAAAAAA??

Hungary: The last time you did that we lost all of the universe. It took an hour to find it again.

Japan: Screw it, I'm bored. *sets down the smut he was drawing*

England: *shows up in a Tadis* OH HELLO THERE!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY!? DONT MIND MEH, JUST DRUNK OFF MY BOOTYFUL ASS ON TEA~

America: I SEE WUT YOU DID THERE!!!!! BOOTYFUL!!!! ASS!!!!! *flopping round in space like a retarded goose*

Neko: *summons a Doitsu made of Doitsu's*

Doitsu!Doitsu: DOIT-DOIT!!!

Japan: OMFG NEW POKEHMON!!! HE IS FAB!!!

Italy: I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A PASTA ITALY!!!!

Germany: WAS DEH DAD ME?!!?

Italy: YUS!!!!

Hungary: *Yaoi mode* GET TE CAMERA's I SENSE A GERITA!!!!!!

Neko: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT *sketching a GerIta doujinshi*

Magical Nyan cat they were on earlier: I HEARD DOŪJINSHI!!!! DOŪJINSHI TO ALLLLLLL!! MERRY X-MAS!!!

Finland: THATS MY JOB DOE!!!

Sweeden: But...its not Christmas...

Finland: YOU MUST BELIEVE!!!!

Sealand: BELIEVEEEEEE!!!!

Russia: NO!!! I DONT BELIEVE IN VODKA!!!!

Vodka army: RUSSSIAAAAAA~

Belarus: NAWWWWWW *hurtles self at vodka*

Neko: I DONT KNOW HOW TO END THIS SO........

*flies away on a fabulous pop tart kitten carrying Italy's pasta baby and a camera*

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