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Neko: *drawing doūjinshi on a magical nyan cat with Hungary and Japan* Ya know....I think we should spice up our lives......
Hungary: Don't..
Neko: WAAAAAA??
Hungary: The last time you did that we lost all of the universe. It took an hour to find it again.
Japan: Screw it, I'm bored. *sets down the smut he was drawing*
England: *shows up in a Tadis* OH HELLO THERE!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY!? DONT MIND MEH, JUST DRUNK OFF MY BOOTYFUL ASS ON TEA~
America: I SEE WUT YOU DID THERE!!!!! BOOTYFUL!!!! ASS!!!!! *flopping round in space like a retarded goose*
Neko: *summons a Doitsu made of Doitsu's*
Doitsu!Doitsu: DOIT-DOIT!!!
Japan: OMFG NEW POKEHMON!!! HE IS FAB!!!
Italy: I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A PASTA ITALY!!!!
Germany: WAS DEH DAD ME?!!?
Italy: YUS!!!!
Hungary: *Yaoi mode* GET TE CAMERA's I SENSE A GERITA!!!!!!
Neko: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT *sketching a GerIta doujinshi*
Magical Nyan cat they were on earlier: I HEARD DOŪJINSHI!!!! DOŪJINSHI TO ALLLLLLL!! MERRY X-MAS!!!
Finland: THATS MY JOB DOE!!!
Sweeden: But...its not Christmas...
Finland: YOU MUST BELIEVE!!!!
Sealand: BELIEVEEEEEE!!!!
Russia: NO!!! I DONT BELIEVE IN VODKA!!!!
Vodka army: RUSSSIAAAAAA~
Belarus: NAWWWWWW *hurtles self at vodka*
Neko: I DONT KNOW HOW TO END THIS SO........
*flies away on a fabulous pop tart kitten carrying Italy's pasta baby and a camera*