What happens when you give Neko gummy bears

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Neko: Hey Crimson!

Crimson: What so you want?

Neko: Do you have any.....gummy bears?

Crimson: yeah, *hands gummy bears*

Neko: *eats gummy bears*

-Inside Neko's mind-

>insert techno music here<

Germany: *dancing around wearing a sausage* I LIKE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTAYYYYYZZZZZZ

Austria: I DUUU TOOOO NAH WAY MA BRUDDAH!!!!

Italy: THIS IS PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ *becomes a pasta and then clings to Germany's Wurst (the food)*

Spain: RAH RAH AH AH AH! ROMA ROMA-MA GA GA OH LA LAH!!! WATCH OUT BAD ROMA!!

Romano: *in a stripper outfit* I CAN DO ANYYYYYYYYYTHING!!!

Russia: BECAUSEEE IM HAPPY CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE HAPPINESS IS DA TRUTH!!!

Prussia and China: *clap along*

Neko: WOAH!!! ITS FLYING MINT BUNNEHH!!! *pets all the mint bunnies*

England: I KNEW I WASNT INSANE!!!

Japan: YAOI WILL BE THE MASTER RACEEEEE!!!!

-In real life-

Neko: *throwing up rainbows*

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