How to get pregnent (Hetalia Version)

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A/N: I saw a video on this by Onision, I decided to add the characters in their respective areas =P I was really bored today and had no ideas and didn't feel like being too random today, so enjoy ya bitches! I won't be able to update tomorrow.

Russia: *sitting by a fireplace* Oh, Hello my beautifuls. You know how to make the babies? Well I tell you everything. First I need some women to demonstrate.

Italy, America, England: *walk in*

Russia: These are not women, these are men!

America: I know how to do it!

Russia: *angry face* Oh do you?

America: *sexay face* My mommy does it next to fire~ It makes her hot! Fire makes her babehz.

Russia: KOLKOLKOL!! You idiot that's not how you make baby's!

America: *sad face* Well, how do you do it, You big meanie?

Russia: Da~ I show you! *grabs a bagel and a sausage* First, we take the bagel, and the doggie!

England: *derp* Why do you do that?

Russia: Why don't you shut up?!?!?

England: *sad derp face*

Russia: We take the doggie anndddd~

England, America, Italy: Ohhhhhhhhh

Russia: And YOU CHOP IT! *takes out pipe and chops it in half*

England, America, Italy: NOOOOOO!!

Russia: *eats the sausage* NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

France: *shows up* That's not how you do that!

Russia: *food still in his mouth* WELL YA YOU TELL ME!

France: Babies require lubrication! *takes out butter and dumps it on himself, in slow mo*

Russia: Now what, genius?

France: Now we are supposed to rub together!

Belarus: *kills France* No. (Okay, this didn't happen in the video, what happens is they smash the side of their face together, that it. I just didn't know how to pull that off here =P)

Italy: That's not how you do it!

All other nations present: Well how did you do it?

Italy: *waiting by the door, derping*

Germany: *opens the front door* Oh hey guys, Im home.

Italy: *shoots Germany with a mini Nerf gun, still derping*

Germany: Oh no, I'm pregnant. *holds up a pregnant tester, it's positive*

Other nations: *clapping*

Italy: Ve~

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America: Neko....What have you done?

Neko: I watched a video *derp* And I made this!

America: .......*walks away, eating a burger*

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