-A/N: I kinda just let my mind run free on this one, I had no other ideas-
Prussia: Bruder, I have something to tell you.
Germany: What? Can't you see I'm busy here? *dissecting a unicorn*
Prussia: I AM THE RULER OF ALL BANANAS! AND YOU ARE THE BANANA PRINCESS!
Italy: *flys through the window* GERMANY THATS A HUGE HONOR! *frees the unicorn*
Germany: *becomes a banana* WAIT, IS EVERYONE A BANANA?!
Austria: NO! I AM A WATERMELON. COME JOIN ME ON THE TREADMILL OF CHAIRS AND SOAP!
France: *is a couch* BITCHES DONT KNOW WHT TRUE POWER IS! BANANAS ARE WEAK, I AM A PLACE FOR THE BUTTTTTZZZZZ!!
China: BUTTZZZZ ARU!! *swings on a vine, like Tarzan*
Russia: *poops on a pipe* This is why I have so many subordinates.
Romano: *walks by* CHIGIIIIII!!! *strips on a pole of candy*
Spain: *makes love to Romano*
Hungary: HOLY SHIZ YAOI!
Japan: BANANAS!
German: BANANANANANANANANNANAN!!! MAKE LOVE TO MEH UNICORN ITALY!
Italy: *rides off into a sunset*
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Neko: Seriously, I don't know either.
