England: And then I said to France "I hate you!"
America: *not paying attention*
England: And he was like "Arthur, you are so mean to me!"
America: *sees an ice cream truck* *jumps over Arthur* HOLY MOTHER F*CK, ITS AN ICE CREAM TRUCK! *running towards the ice cream truck*
England: WHAT THE HELL YOU WANKER?!?! *on the ground*
America: HOLY MOTHER F*CK IT'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK! GIMME ICE CREAM BITCH!! GIMME ICE- wait......theres no one in this truck.....*walks away slowly*
Canada: Actually, I am in the truck.....Hehehehe my plan of revenge worked! Fat America. GO CANADA!!
Kumajiro: Who?
Canada: ..........*walks out of the ice cream truck*
