Italy and Germany react to Yaoi

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(lol, I saw a video where America and England react to this. And I thought "Ya know....O should do my own. So, yeah)

Italy: "Neko? Is the camera ready~?

Neko: It's rolling.

Italy: Okay. Ciao! Today I will be reacting to "Lemons" with Germany!

Germany: *sigh* we got suggestion from Japan. So let's start.

-Germanest-

Germany: What is going on? Prussia? Why is he here?

Italy: Ve~

Germany: "He licked his brothers lip, begging for entrance." Nope, I'm done!

Italy: That was weird *shaking*

Neko: I hate this one. Next!

~Itacest~

Italy: Since I read a little of what happened in Germany's....I think I know who this one is with.

Germany: Here is the puke bucket if you need it. *hands a bucket to Italy*

Italy: Grazie Doitsu~. *reads* WHAT!?
Why would Romano?

Germany: I think I need the bucket.....*takes the bucket and pukes*

Italy: .........something about Entrances blah blah blah.

Neko: I think that's enough Italy. Next!

-Germany X Austria-

Germany: Alright, I don't really like Austria....but it's just a story

Italy: I don't want to read this one....

Neko: There there...I will call Miss Hungary to comfort you, Italy. *holds up GerIta doujin*

Hungary: *runs through the door* I SMELL IT!! Oh, hi Neko. Need anything?

Italy: I'm scared~

Hungary: Oh it's okay Ita-chan *huggles Italy and pets him*

Germany: "He pinned him to the wall, kissing him passionately. 'Oh Austri-" NOPE!!

Italy: *scared*

Germany: Okay......This one is a little less vulgar than the last one. But still....I don't think I could like someone who is that rude and obnoxious

Italy: Is it my turn to read?

Neko: Yes.

Hungary: *lets Italy go* Bye! *grabs the doūjinshi* Miiiiiiiine. *fades into the darkness*

~AmerIta~

Italy: Alright.....So I am under some blankets with America....HE STUCK WHAT IN WHERE?!

Germany: .......May Grace be granted to Italy *three finger salute*

Italy: I can't go on. America is nice, but I have never thought of him in That way.

-GerIta~

Neko: This one is ma favoritteeee. *derp*

Germany: *le blushies*

Italy: u-um....

Neko: *derps some more*

Italy and Germany: *blushing, not saying a word*

Italy: Don't you think it's hot in here? I think it hot in here.

Germany: yeah. *takes off jacket*

Italy: *takes of jacket*

Neko: *derps everywhere*

Hungary: *derping next to Neko*

Italy: Um...........

Germany: ............

Neko: *pervy derp face*

Japan and Hungay: *cameras ready*

Germany: *pounces Italy*

[I censored out the next part. But there where nosebleeds, cameras, and a whole lot of Yaoi]

Japan: If you want the pics just ask!

Hungary: We have plenty!!

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