Prussia: *in a pile of sand* I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
America: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!!
Prussia: *looking out at ocean* FUCK OFF!!
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Sand Guardian
Prussia: *in a pile of sand* I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
America: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!!
Prussia: *looking out at ocean* FUCK OFF!!