GERITA!!!!

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Neko: *at a German hearties festival (Oktoberfest) with sister*

Crimson: *brings out German pizza*

Neko: *spits out cola* Wait, pizza is Italian....but it's German....HOKY SHIT GERITA IS CONFIRMED!!!!!

Crimson: *flails*

Neko: *runs into Italian restaurant*

Japan: *runs through the window* COME NEKO, WE MUST TELL THE WORLD!!!! *they both float away*

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