America: Oh my glob! England!
England: Owww....I fell down the stairs
America: *calls Ambulance*
England: Thanks.....
America: *orders a pizza*
England: WHY ARE YOU ORDERING A PIZZA!?!? ARE YOU BLOODY INSANE?!?
America: I'm gunna get hungry.....
-time skip-
Pizza man: Here's your pizza.
America: Thanks bro!
England: *still on the floor, crippled* Only in America......
