7 Cracks.....In one update. Get your random pants on because I have no clue what I just wrote :D
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America: *on a bus* *sees a sign that says 'Emergency Exit, Lift this bar push window to open'*
England: Don't do it......
America: *reaches for the bar*
England: Don't do it!
America: *pulls the bar*
<Rainbows fly everywhere and a million Romano's fly out of the bus>
Bus Driver: WHO PULLED THE BAR?!
America: I did!
Bus Driver: You have killed us all!!!
Bus: *explodes into a million dragons*
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Greece: *staring at a tree* I like trees...
Turkey: *chops down the tree* AHAHAHAHA
Greece: D: Why Turkey? Why?
Turkey: Because I don't CARE!!! I LOVE IT I LOVE IT! I DONT CARE!!*singing*
Greece: *ears explode* Cat powerrrrr!!!! *spawns a million kittehz and they fly at Turkey*
Turkey: NUUUUUUU!!!
Greece: TREE KITTEHZZZZ!!!
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Poland: *wakes up* I, like, should totally get dressed! *walks on a rainbow to his closet* *opens the closet door* No....No......
<All of his usual pink gowns are now normal male clothes>
Russia: Kolkolkol~
Poland: LIET!!
Lithuania: What, my fabulous princess?
Poland: Bring out....the unicorns
Lithuania: But, your majesty, Are you sure?
Poland: Yus. We must launch an attack
Russia: ? |(￣3￣)|
Unicorns: *run through the room and stomp on Russia*
Russia: NUUUUUUUU
Pink Mansion: *on fire*
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America: Who parked their car...on my sandwich?!
Russia: I did!
America: HUEEEEEE *explodes*
(Asdf movie reference =P)
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America: *watching Dora*
England: What...are you doing?
America: Learning Spainish! Hola soy Dora!
England: I have failed as a parent....*takes out a shotgun* Flying mint bunny, don't look.
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Italy: In hungry.....*sees crayons* Hmmmmmmm. *eats crayons* good.
-3 hours later-
Germany: What is this rainbow stuff on the floor?
Italy: Oh...Uh...I couldn't find the bathroom...So, uh.
Germany: ..... m(_ _)m
Crayons: *sees the poop* Billy and bob!!!! THEY ARE GOOONNNEE!!!!!
Italy: I AM SO SORRY!!
Crayons: You! *points at Italy* you are banished from the Crayon kingdom.....forever!
Italy: *falls to his knees* NOOOOOO!
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America: *sees a hot dog stand* NUUUUU!!! MY PEOPLE! *runs into the hot dog stand, knocking it over*
Hot dogs: *gasp* America! Have you come to rescue us?
America: YES MY PEOPLE!! *scoops up the hotdogs and carry them away*
Hot dogs: WE CAN FLY NOW! COME AMERICA! WE CAN FLYTYYYYYY!!!
America: *becomes a hotdog and flys away to a magical land of giant burritos and yaoi*
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Neko: *sighs* that took up a lot of randomness to create! Bai!
