Neko: Hey Andreas.
Andreas(Neko's Greek friend): Heyo
Neko: So.....
Andreas: Oh yeah, I found out today I was allergic to cats!
Neko: *heart breaks because the stereotype that Greece likes cats no longer applies* Noooooooooo!!! (It works best in a Darth Vader Voice)
Andreas: WTF?!
Neko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *pets cats* You will learn to love them....*evil face* I will force you too.
