Luminary

Episode 12 - Rock with You

One week later, team Luminary managed to return to IBI HQ after finally all of Dennis' double agents got dealt with. Arriving at their room, Leo and Paris jumped at the big couch while the rest of the team went to the locker room.

Leo: AAAAAHHHHH It's good to be back!

Paris: Yeeeeeesssss! One week hunting traitors can do great damage to a man's sanity.

Sora: it is tiring

Luiz sits close to the boys and they look at him.

Luiz: What?

Leo: You never sit with us on the room's couch, Lulu.

Paris: Yeah, you always lock yourself in our office and--

Luiz: You want to do the bureaucratic chores, fill reports and handle paperwork?

Paris: You know, I don't mind you staying at the office that much, to be honest.

Sora: I could take care of it for once while you take a break

Nana and Lara come to join them.

Nana: Don't spoil him, Sora.

Lara: Delph could handle our tech issues too.

Delph comes from outside with some notes from the bulletin board and give them to Leo.

Delph: We have some expedition requests and only one person asking to join us.

Leo: Oh really?

Sora: I wonder who

Leo: Wait, the guy who wants to join us is called... "AssFart98"...

Nana: That's a troll application, airhead.

Leo: Own...

Luiz: Right, we need to do something to recruit and attract new members to fulfill the monthly quota of progress. Any ideas?

Paris: We could make our team have Blackjack and Hookers.

Nana: Absolutely not. Any other suggestions?

Delph: We could make our team dark and edgy.

Paris: We're not like DC Comics, Delph, we're like Marvel.

Lara: But I thought we agreed our team should be a romantic comedy.

Luiz: No. Romance in the workplace is not forbidden, but also not recommended.

Delph: Stop being a dick, Luiz.

Sora: it's true. There's a 50/50 chance you can die. So romance isn't really stable here.

Leo: Enough! Now. Any other ideas that don't include romance or edginess?

Lara: We could appeal to the female demographic?

Everyone started to think.

Delph: Us guys could get a shirtless picture in our recruitment banner.

Luiz: W-w-What?

Delph: Haven't you guys even noticed in every superhero with a male lead, the main guy always has a scene where he doesn't wear a shirt?

Leo: How is taking our shirts off gonna appeal to the female demographic?

Sora: you'll only get thirsty girls that way

Lara: It doesn't at all.

Nana: I agree with Lara, you guys having your shirts off doesn't exactly appeal to girls, it makes guys jealous about their weight and also I doubt anyone would wanna see Luiz shirtless.