America's Crazy Ass States

Floridas

(Note - Another chapter up! I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. Sorry if I'm rant-y for the first half of the information part. It was New Years and I was drinking Mountain Dew like it's water. 

I got a new phone btw. Apparently, my old one had a time limit. The person had said that I'm lucky it lasted as long as it did. Which is about 3 or 4 years. Also, I no longer have a wallet case so I can finally have a pop socket. 

Do I have an excuse for not posting last week? Nope, just didn't feel like it.

Also, that s in the title is not a spelling mistake.)

Florida appeared in 1556, he came to America's doorstep in 1763. Florida was 12 at the time. In modern-day, he is 17. He is the 27th state. Delaware and Virginia like to argue over who's older but Florida ends the argument. He's the oldest state human age-wise. Anywho, Florida takes pride in being the oldest state. Virginia is ready to murder him if he mentions that Virginia is his little brother. 

I never mentioned how I do the human ages. If they come from the 1500s then they're 17  in modern-day but only if it's near or before 1560. 1600s but before 1660 is 16. 1700s before 1760 is 15. And so on. This system might be a bit weird for the Original since they were my first state ocs.

Before America(1556 to 1762), Florida wandered around being a little shit. During the Revolution, Florida kinda just sat around when the 13 colonies and some of the territories from the French and Indian War fought. He stayed with America even after Spain gained his territory back. 

Florida's name is Paxon Jones. His nicknames are Pax, Rida, and Floria. Most of Florida's nicknames are feminine because 13-year-old Virginia tried to insult him using those names. If you haven't guessed, Virginia doesn't like Florida but Florida loves teasing him. 

Florida's skin is tanned golden. He has dark chestnut hair with hazel eyes that are ringed with green. His hair is styled into a curly undercut style. Also, will someone tell me why all of the hairstyles for men that I found were fades? Like damn, most of them looked the same. 

Florida is basically the crazy one in the family. He's the crackhead and most likely to go to jail for something stupid. Teasing and pranking other states is his second favorite thing to do. His favorite thing to do is cause chaos in his own state. His governor often has to put him into time-out. 

He's a little weirdo. Florida loves to experiment with shit. He's set the house on fire at least 4 times. He and Massachusetts aren't allowed to work together after the accident of 1998 where they created baby Cthulhu. America made them get rid of it/kill it with fire. But Florida doesn't really like following orders so meet Lulu. And yes, it or she is female. 

Massachusetts wants to make a mate for her but Florida is being a protective father. Massachusetts was very offended when he was referred to as Mom. He became even more offended and horrified when Lulu tried to get milk from his nipples. Florida almost bust a lung from laughing. But he wasn't laughing anymore when Lulu tried to attach herself to his chest. 

He's a bad driver, not Massachusetts or Georgia bad. He's really only considered a bad driver because he ignores all the rules of the road. 

Then there are guns, America has banned every gun but hunting ones from the house. Yet, Florida manages to sneak in 4 a week before America stares him down. Or up, they're the same height. Although, Florida might be a bit taller. For reference, America is 5'9"6 or 177 cm. While the average height of a 17-year-old male is 5'9"2 or 152.4 cm. Your choice if you imagine Florida to be taller than America or not.