(Note- Another chapter, yay! Anywho I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. The story for this chapter is based on the bigfoot mating call meme. (This was edited (8/18/2020))
South Carolina appeared in 1670. She was found trying to eat a sword handle in the closet. She was 6 when she was found. She is 16 in modern-day. South Carolina is the 8th oldest by state age and the 10th oldest by colony age. South Carolina has light brown hair and dark blue eyes. Her hair is long and straight, it is usually worn in a messy bun. South Carolina has 46 different badges, all have a star at their center. These represent her counties. Her name is Cordelia Jones. Her nicknames are Delia and Cory. South Carolina is sometimes called Charlie because the state was named after King Charles II.
South Carolina is usually referred to as the older of the Carolina twins but South Carolina prefers to call North Carolina big sister. When South Carolina met North Carolina, she wouldn't leave her side for 5 months. Insult any of her family members, you get your spine ripped out.
South Carolina loves nature and hates to see it destroyed. She and Maryland were the ones to pick out the location of the mansion and plan out the garden. South Carolina planted a sabal palmetto in the backyard. South Carolina has begged America multiple times to let her open a zoo. South Carolina pouts every time he says no.
The Congaree National park is South Carolina's favorite place in the world, besides home of course. South Carolina and Massachusetts go to Myrtle beach together every 2 years. The family goes to Hilton Head Island every summer. South Carolina and Florida go to Huntington Beach state park every 4 years. South Carolina visits the Magnolia plantations and gardens with North Carolina every year.
South Carolina used to have a rhesus macaque monkey but it got run over. She hasn't adopted another pet after that.
South Carolina is an expert at golf. Her favorite weapon is a golf club.
Sweet tea is South Carolina's favorite drink. Her state is considered the birthplace of the drink. She will destroy anyone who insults her sweet tea. South Carolina loves barbecue, stay away from the sauces and meats during Black Friday. She has gone to every apple festival in her state.
South Carolina shares a room with North Carolina. South Carolina sleeps on the top bunk. There is a Carolina wren carved on her headboard. There are yellow jessamines hanging from the windows. South Carolina has a painting of a gray fox going across the side of her bunk bed.
South Carolina likes making flower crowns out of Carolina wild petunias. South Carolina makes vases out of kaolin to calm down.
Unlike a lot of her other siblings, South Carolina isn't affected by high temperatures. Low temperatures give her a sniffle and a cough. Extreme storms(including hurricanes and tornadoes) will put her on bed rest for 3 weeks.
While South Carolina does regret hurting America, she regrets betraying North Carolina even more. She sometimes has nightmares about North Carolina leaving her like she left her sister during the Civil War. South Carolina heavily dislikes Fort Sumter and the memories it brings up. South Carolina has burn scars that travel from her stomach to her thigh on her right side. South Carolina had the closest relationship with Confederacy. A few weeks before his death, Confederacy gave South Carolina an amethyst necklace. The necklace is now kept in a wooden jewelry box. South Carolina tries to ignore the necklace because it brings up too many emotional memories.
-Now on to the story-
Cordelia threw the last backpack in the trunk. She and Adrian were going camping today. The girl grinned as she thought of all the nature they were going to see. Cordelia had brought her camera to photograph every new or interesting thing she sees.
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