America's Crazy Ass States

Texas

(Note - Another chapter up! I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. Anywho, no Valentine's chapter. Not in the mood to write romance. Would have updated on Friday but I went to the hairdressers and almost had a mental breakdown and existential crisis in the middle of it. Might actually make the next update if school doesn't fuck me over again.

Does anyone else judge the names of the states when they read state stories but then realize they have no room to talk shit *cough cough Kentucky*?

Anywho, really weird AU I've been imagining. So camboy America, who has a youtube channel and a Tumblr blog where he talks about misconceptions of making porn and doing sex work, experiences he's had, tips or tricks, etc. But he also posts wholesome content like cosplay, unboxing fan mail, shopping, hanging out with friends, storytimes, and other cute shit. And then half wholesome content like how he cleans up after a session or a tour of his set up. Whenever he gets into drama, he just tells people to shut the fuck up using straight facts. Plus he has an army of simps ready to support him and look at his ass. I just need a long-running story about America being a camboy and shitting on haters while he rocks 12-inch sparkly stripper heels.)

Texas appeared in 1845 on America's doorstep. He was 11 at the time and in modern-day he is 15. He is the 28th state.

Before he became the 28th state, Texas roamed around his lands till Mexico took control in 1821. Texas went to go find Mexico but only found him in 1835 during the Texas Revolution. He later became the Republic of Texas in 1836. Then joined the Union after having much difficulty fending off Mexico and tribes. This journey will be expanded upon in that long ass paragraph I do near the end of the info part.

Texas has gone through multiple name changes. Under Spanish rule, his name was Andrés which means brave(or manly). When he was under Mexican rule, his name was Eliseo García(Eliseo meaning God is my salvation. García is Mexico's last name. The meaning for García is mixed.) Between the Revolution and his time as a country, his name was Esteban Cosme(Esteban meaning crown and Cosme meaning multiple things: order, organization, or beauty.) When America was treating his wounds, he was given the name Tyler Jones. His nicknames are Ty, Tex(or Rex), and T-rex. Every once and a while he gets called Cosmo or Este by an older state.

Texas has a golden tan. His eyes are bright green with hints of hazel. He has dark brown hair that looks black in some lights. Texas has messy chin-length hair. He has a little curl that leans downwards, it represents Padre Island.

Even though Texas is far from being the oldest state (human age and when he joined the union), he acts like a big brother. A big teddy bear that's ready to wrap around any of his siblings. The grizzly bear comes out when anyone threatens or harms his siblings or Mama bear.

There is no way Texas will ever become a vegetarian or vegan with how much meat he eats. He's the second biggest state, he eats a lot. Not as much as Alaska who fucking inhales everything on the table.

Texas is a pretty good singer. Although, he can't hit high notes to save his life. Either way, he's that one person on the road trip screaming the lyrics to every song that comes on. The best song Texas can sing is Single Ladies. The family still brings up that time they found him dancing to Single Ladies in the kitchen at 3:00 am.

Texas is good at a range of things. Helping Florida get money from tourists. Working with Connecticut or Ohio. Even helping Delaware and some of the farming states out in the garden. He's good with money but that doesn't mean he wants to do taxes. He'll leave that duty to Delaware.