(Note: Another chapter, yay! Anywho, I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. This mini-story was requested by CloudDuskUwU. Anyway, I've finished the paragraph edits. I just have to edit the ages of the remaining states. Delaware's chapter is almost done. We'll soon be back to our original program!)
Cordelia picked up a smooth rock off the hot sand. Hm, this would be a good present for Marcus. The other teen had said something about wanting rocks for a......project. The state placed the rock into her bucket.
"Delia, look!"
The teen turned around to see her sister running towards her with a-
"Is that a fucking frog!?"
Cassie skidded to a stop in front of Cordelia.
"Yup!" Chirped Cassie, hopping up and down. Her curls bounced with every landing.
Cordelia blinked."We're on a beach! Where the heck did you find a frog!?" She shouted, looking at the green frog who seemed very appeased.
"Oh, in some rocks." Answered Cassie, staring down at the frog.
"I-"
"Can I keep it?" Asked Cassie, cutting off Cordelia.
The other state facepalmed. "No, no you can't"
"But Elan(Alaska) has a drug-dealing seal." The girl whined.
Cordelia paused, "what?!"
Cassie blinked at her.
"How the heck does a seal deal drugs!?" Wondered Cordelia out loud, questioning how the fuck she's related to these people.
Cordelia stopped and looked at her sister. "Are you even listening to me?"
Cassie was staring at Cordelia with a starry-eyed expression. Soon the teen raised her hand and pointed to Cordelia's shoulder. "Baby frog."
Cordelia slowly turned her head to look at her shoulder. There it was, a baby frog sitting on her shoulder. The teenage girl jumped, swiping the frog off of her shoulder and dropping her bucket Cassie gasped, putting the bigger frog on the sand, she jumped forward.
"Baby froggie!"
Thankfully, Cassie caught the frog before it could hit the ground. Picking herself off the sand, Cassie turned to her sister with a stern expression.
"Say sorry and give it a kiss, little sister." Cassie demanded, holding out the frog.
Cordelia sighed and took the frog from her sister. Staring at the tiny frog in the palm of her hand, Cordelia grumbled under her breath.
"Don't even think about turning into a guy." Dared Cordelia, narrowing her eyes at the frog. The frog only let out a ribbit.
"I'm sorry, little frog." Cordelia apologized, honestly. Closing her eyes, Cordelia leaned in. A shiver ran down her back as her lips touched the frog's slimy skin. The state grimaced as she pulled away.
"I'm probably going to get a disease now." Cordelia mumbled as she handed the frog back to Cassie.
The edge of Cordelia's mouth twitched up a bit as Cassie smiled brightly at the frog.
"I'm going to go find more frogs!" Chirped Cassie, beaming at Cordelia. Said state didn't even try to hide her smile.
"Have fun, big sister." The state chuckled.
After Cassie skipped off, Cordelia picked her bucket and settled down into their beach blanket. The state smiled as Cassie found another frog and grinned at it.
Cordelia remembered the last time Cassie had frogs as pets. Marcus had decided that he wanted some roasted frog legs. Gosh, Cassie had fucking beaten him to a pulp. The girl stifled a laugh. Marcus was more terrified of Cassie than Casper after that happened.
"Hey!"
Cordelia looked over her to see a guy standing over her. "Hi?" She mumbled, wondering what the heck he wanted.
"Is your sister retarded or something?" He sneered, throwing a disgusted look over to Cassie. Oh hell no, this bitch didn't. Who does this asshole think he is!? Coming over here in his......wait is he wearing Marilyn Monroe swim trunks? The fuck.
Nevermind.
Standing up, Cordelia faced the guy.
"What is wrong with you!? Coming over here just to insult my sister, who's just having fun." She hissed, about ready to fucking deck this guy.
"Woah, woah. Calm down, babe. Just saying your sister looks a little....empty-headed."
Cordelia gridded her teeth when he called her babe. "First off, don't call me babe. Second off, my sister isn't empty-headed. She's just a little childish, you small dicked rat-boy!"
"Your sister acts like a 2-year-old. You, on the other hand, act and look so mature~. If you take a little peak, you'll find out that I'm not all that small." He leered, ogling her chest.
This fucking pervert, checking out a 16-year-old. Cordelia was about to rip this guy a new asshole but was interrupted.
"ATTACK!"
Looking over her shoulder, the state saw an army of frogs hopping towards them. Cordelia quickly sidestepped the frogs as they tackled the asshole. As the frogs created a dog pile on the man, Cassie jogged over to her sister.
"Are you okay!?" Cassie asked, concerned.
Cordelia sighed then chuckled. "Yeah, I am. Thank you."
The other state grinned and turned to the pile of frogs. "Thank you for your services, froggies. Feel free to eat him, if you want."
The frog on the top let out three ribbits in response. Smiling, Cordelia held out her hand. Cassie took it, gave her sister a beaming smile. After grabbing their things, they walked down the beach.
Swinging their hands, Cassie turned to her sister.
"Did you know that Elan's seal is a mob boss?"
"No. No, I didn't, big sister." Cordelia replied with a soft smile on her face.
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