America's Crazy Ass States

-Mission Get Mom A Boyfriend - Part 1-

(Note: I rewrote this chapter in one night because I was inspired to revamp the dialogue and make the storyline have more sense. Enjoy (Edit (9/5/20))

Penny had called a state meeting for reasons unknown to the other states. 

"So, you guys are probably wondering why I called you here!" Penny boomed, standing up. 

The other states murmured and whispered to each other. 

"Well, I've thought of a super, amazing, awesome mission for us!" She chirped, pumping her fist.

The states looked at her expectantly, some of them making hand motions for her to continue. 

"My mission is to get us a father!" Penny beamed, waving her hands around. 

"But we already have fathers." Clementine(Louisiana) pointed out. 

Penny rolled her eyes. "No! I mean we get Mom a boyfriend that he could marry. Thus giving us the same and a new father. It's really simple!" 

"The fuck!? That's not simple! How are we supposed to get Mom a boyfriend and get them to marry each other? The chance of him marrying a human is very low. We, also, can't have any nations finding out about us!" Theodore argued, crossing his arms. 

"Well, he can go on a date with a human to get used to it. Then we could give him subtle nudges towards other nations. If we have to make direct contact, we could have someone who doesn't look like a mini copy to do it." Marcus(Massachusetts) chimed in. 

"You're actually going along with this crazy-ass mission!?" Josephine(Rhode Island) bickered, shaking her head. 

"It's not that crazy when you think about it really. Mom's already had or has crushes on nations like Russia, Japan, and South Italy." Adrian(Maryland) added, cuddling Olly(D.C). 

The states near Leilani(Hawaii) flinched as the girl broke two pens with one hand.

"It's a pretty good idea though, we don't have to call England, 'daddy', after that." Cassie(North Carolina) praised. 

"Ignore the fucking mission, who the fuck calls England, 'daddy'!?" Geo interjected, almost falling out of her chair. 

The state fell into an uncomfortable silence. More states were thinking about who calls England , 'daddy', than the mission. 

"Alright, how about this? We go through with this mission so whoever is calling England, 'daddy', can stop. Good?" Clementine intervened. 

The states agreed, grudgingly. 

"So this mission of yours?" Arthur started. 

"Marcus, for once, had a good point." Penny grinned, ignoring Marcus's shout of 'HEY!'. 

"The date with the human could be a trial run. You know, to see if we have good judgment." Evans piped up, talking for the first time today. 

How the hell does he even manage that!? 

"Which nation are we going to ship him with then!?" Cassie squealed, getting impatient. 

"Calm down, Northie. We gotta find out what human we're going to pair him with first." Cordelia(South Carolina) soothed. 

Cassie huffed a bit yet settled down.

"What does Mom like then?" Victor proposed, inspecting his nails. 

"Food." All the states responded at once. 

Victor looked up. "Coulda said flowers or gentle gestures. Mom's a hopeless romantic. You guys aren't wrong though." 

The states either huffed or snorted in amusement. 

"Which nations or places outside the U.S have good food?" Tyler(Texas) asked, rubbing his chin. 

"Why outside the U.S?" Geo questioned, looking confused. 

"Welllll, everyone likes a good accent, don't they?" Cali(California) giggled.

 "Of course they do." Tyler drawled, deepening his southern accent(not writing accents sorry) 

Arthur blushed lightly, nobody noticed thankfully. 

The states collapsed into silence. Clementine's eyes almost rolled into her head with the force of her eye roll. Cordelia used her fist to hide her amused smirk. 

"You uncultured swines! France and Italy are famous for their food. In fact, both nations match up as Mom is going to France soon. He and South Italy are idiots with crushes on each other!" Clementine growled, facepalming. 

The other teens in the room exchanged sheepish and ashamed looks. 

"It's official then! We're looking for a French guy for Mom to go on a date with. And we're somehow going to get South Italy to date Mom." Penny announced. 

"Who's going on the mission then, we all can't go together?" Paxon(Florida) reasoned. 

"Wow, this mission is making people say smart things." Penny chuckled, Paxon flushed in embarrassment.

"How about Clementine, Theodore, and Paxon go to France?" Elan(Alaska) yawned, waking up from his nap. 

Adrian cooed at the sleepy state.

"I get Clementine but Theodore and Paxon?" Penny questioned, tilting her head. 

"Paxon and Theodore are for amusement." Clementine jokes, smirking. 

The states laughed while Paxon and Theodore pouted.

 "And for South Italy, me, Arthur, and Marcus. Marcus will talk to South Italy. While, me and Arthur will be there for moral support and to ensure the mission goes good!" Penny declares, clapping her hand together. 

Marcus huffed at her comment. 

With that, the states dispersed. Off to either plan excitedly for the mission or do their own shit.

-End of part 1-