America's Crazy Ass States

-Rhode Island-

(Notes: Another chapter, yay! Anywho, I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. This chapter's story will have almost no dialogue, it's mostly thoughts and actions. It's kinda writing practice for me. Anywho, this is the last of the 13 colonies! *insert party gif*(This is edited (8/18/2020))

Rhode Island appeared in 1636. She was found reading a book. She was 6 when she was found and is 16 in modern-day. She is the 13th oldest by state age and the 5th by colony age. 

Her name is Josephine Jones. Her nicknames are Jose, Joey, Phinie, and Rhode. 

She has dark red hair with bangs, her hair is wavy and usually worn down. She has a large curl that is downturned, it represents Block Island. She has dark hazel eyes. 

Rhode Island is the shortest out of all the original 13. New York thinks it's hard looking like a 14-year-old, try looking like you're 11. At least she can still order from the kid's menu and get a kid's discount. 

Rhode Island has 5 different golden pens, these are her counties. 

Rhode Island has a heavy Italian and dutch accent. She normally has a dutch accent but the Italian comes out when she is angry. Sometimes she has both, during those times it is hard to understand her.

Rhode Island is a very sophisticated and quiet person. She is usually tuned out by her crazier siblings. It doesn't really bother her much. Rhode Island enjoys scaring them when she appears out of thin air. Although when it comes to her hangout time with America, she will fight any of her fellow states who interfere. 

She is excellent at fucking people over. Her and Nevada playing poker is terrifying to the rest of the states.  

Rhode Island is called a fish out of water because of her love for the ocean. Whenever they go to the beach, she is usually the one surfing. Fishing is her favorite hobby, she likes going fishing with America. 

Rhode Island loves walking the Cliff Walk. She loves taking long walks on breezy days. Rhode Island will bring Alaska to the RISD Museum of Art twice a year. 

Rhode Island goes to Narragansett Town Beach a lot. She usually likes going to the beach alone but sometimes brings Hawaii with her. She's currently trying to teach Hawaii to surf.

Rhode Island was actually a pirate for 4 years but soon stopped because of the revolution. (How many states have I made pirates already?)

Rhode Island writes her own books, she writes horror books. Rhode Island was heavily inspired by HP. Lovecraft. She publishes her books under the name of Rosie H. And will usually add a 'Gen' after 80 years. She is currently on 'Gen 4', Rhode Island loves confusing her fans. 

When Massachusetts gets in trouble, she will sometimes say 'Wish you hadn't kicked out Roger Williams, huh~?' Massachusetts sometimes thinks about setting her on fire. 

Rhode Island has a smaller version of Nibbles Woodaway in her room. She almost convinced Connecticut to build a replica in the backyard but America stepped in. 

Rhode Island would have modeled the living room after the Breakers Mansion but America stopped her before she could give Connecticut a panic attack. Although, she did manage to convince America to let her model her room off of Alva Vanderbilt's room in the Marble House. She may have guilt-tripped him. 

Rhode Island's favorite color is violet. She has a beautiful vase of violets(the flower) in her room.  Rhode Island has a red maple tree painted on her door. She thinks minks are adorable and has a statue of one in her room. Rhode Island has a picture of baby loons that were gifted to her by New Hampshire(Aka Casper the Ghost).