America's Crazy Ass States

-Maine-

(Note: Another chapter up! I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. Is this a miracle? I got a chapter out on time!? Welp, I sent most of my time listening to people talk on the live on 'The Line' channel. Also why is Wattpad recommending my own story to me? (This chapter was edited(12/24/20))

Maine appeared in 1820, the state was found sitting on Massachusetts' chest. Maine was 9 at the time. In modern-day, he is 15. Maine is the 23rd state. 

No one really knows why Maine was so late to develop. Maine says that he became aware of his own existence around the revolution but couldn't do much. Somehow, Massachusetts is less creeped out by Maine than New Hampshire. Even though, there is a legit possibility that he actually is Maine's father or mother. 

Because of his weird birth, Maine didn't start calling America, mom, until after WW2. He still calls Massachusetts mother or father during emotional times. He kinda rotates between two. 

His name is Zachary Jones. His nicknames are Zach, Little Mass, Anne, and Mai. 

Maine has chocolate brown hair with emerald green eyes. (Oh god. It sounds like I'm writing a Harry Potter fanfic.) His hair is chin-length and a bit messy. He has bangs that sometimes cover his eyes. Maine is often found trying to move them out of the way, New Jersey has threatened to cut them if he doesn't stop. 

Maine has 16 sun lockets that represent his counties. 

Did you know that Eastport Maine is the first place in the U.S to receive sunlight? America sometimes calls Maine, sunshine, because of this. 

 Maine is a pretty quiet state. Welp, he's calm and chill until you get him talking about something he likes. Louisiana has a special glare for when he starts talking about plaid and flannels. Winter and Canada is also something he likes to talk about. 

When he's visiting his state, Maine likes to read books at Acadia National Park. 

Maine relishes going to Kennebunkport, he even has a house down there. 

Maine does love the Maine Maritime Museum and many other museums. He likes to flex his seafood and ocean/pirate life knowledge. Although, Rhode Island wins at pirate knowledge. Massachusetts likes to debate seafood with Maine. Maine just can't win with these people. 

Rhode Island and Maine debate on who knows Stephen King books better. Maine often mentions that Stephen King was born in his state. 

Maine loves his lobsters, he's the biggest producer of lobsters in the U.S.A. 

He is, also, the biggest producer of blueberries. Maine makes blueberry pies when he's bored. 

Maine shares a border with Canada, he is very excited to meet the nation. 

Maine loves his moose population. He and Alaska often fight over who loves moose more. 

Massachusetts' favorite museum in Maine is the International Cryptozoology Museum. 

Maine has a love-hate relationship with winter. He loves the snow but fuck the cold. Sometimes it's just too cold for him, although, don't tell Alaska that. The state's a little too smug about the fact he's almost totally immune to the cold. 

Massachusetts and Rhode Island gave him a ship in a bottle for his first birthday after learning that the state is fond of ships. 

Maine listens to Tennessee's Native American stories since he wasn't around to live or interact with his Native Americans before coming to America's doorstep like the others.