America's Crazy Ass States

-Pennsylvania Version 2-

Alfred yawned, he had been working for 4 hours straight. And he still had more work to do. Just as he was finishing up a bill, there was a knock on his job. Alfred had thought that all his children were asleep.

"Yeah?" He mumbled out.

The door squeaked as it was opened. An easily recognized head of white hair poked into the room. Alfred groaned, his 2nd oldest, by state age, almost never came into his office. When she did she always wanted something. Penny always manages to catch him at his worst times, that one Christmas still gives him shivers.

Penny pouted, opening the door fully, she whined: "what's with that reaction?!".

Before he could respond, Penny skipped and jumped into the chair in front of his desk. "Penn, don't do that. You could have gotten hurt." chided Alfred. Penny giggled, "you sound like Big Eyebrows(England). Alfred froze then burst into laughter.

"I do don't I?"

Penny threw a smirk at him. "Okay, what do you want?" questioned Alfred after calming down.

Penny crossed her arms, "I don't always want something from you" she insisted. Alfred just looked at her and raised his eyebrow.

"Alright fine, I do want something from you" Penny confessed, rolling her eyes. Alfred waved his hand to tell her to continue. Penny took a deep breath then exclaimed......

"I want you to marry Prussia". 

Alfred blinked, "w-what!?" He stuttered out. M-marry Prussia!? What the fuck? Penny put on the puppy dog eyes and opened her mouth again.

"I want you to marry Prussia so that he can become our Dad."

"I-I what, no" The nation whispered.

Penny gave a frustrated huff, "but why not!? He's awesome and I bet the other states wouldn't mind at all. Most of the original 13 hate England and the states from the Louisiana Purchase are upset about France. The states from Spain really don't care that much, well some of them. And the others are upset with their Fathers in some way."

"Penn I don't have a crush Prussia"

The state narrowed her eyes. "You're part of the awesome trio aren't you?"

Oh god, what was she thinking now!? "Yes," he squeaked.

The girl smirked. "That means you're already having sex with him, you just have to get rid of Denmark."

Alfred stuttered, his face was so hot. The nation opened and closed his mouth several times before choking out "wHaT."

"You guys are having a threesome, right?"

Alfred covered his tomato red face with his hands, "no." Penny froze then blinked.

"Aw, well there goes that awesome plan. How about you marry Russia or one of those Asian nations?" He heard her say.

Alfred slid his hands down his face. "Why do you want me to be married so badly? And just so you know, I'm not marrying Russia." Penny rolled her eyes.

"So that we can have another Father before our biological ones. An Asian nation is probably a bad idea though, Hawaii might try to bite one of them. Alright, what about South Italy? You seem to be pretty interested in him." The teen wiggled her eyebrows.

"NO!" He said maybe a little too quickly. Penny smirked.

"I wonder sometimes how I raised all of you." The nation whispered.

"HEY!"

(I wrote a second version because originally this story was going to go a different path but the originally went totally off that. This was edited (8/13/2020))