(Another chapter, honestly this chapter was my favorite to research. Anywho, tell me if I anything and if there are any writing mistakes. I still don't own Hetalia, wish I did though. The states are mine. Btw this story is also on Ao3 or Archive Of Our Own, my username is InsaneBee. This was edited (3/19/2021))
New Jersey appeared in 1660. He was found cuddling against America. When he appeared he was 6. He is 16 in Modern Day. He is the third oldest by state age and the 11th by colony age.
His name is Victor Jones. His nicknames are Vic and Victoria.
New Jersey has dark blonde hair and has bluish-green eyes. New Jersey keeps his hair a stylish messy, a 'I got out of bed like this' style.
New Jersey's counties are represented by sunglasses. Each has golden frames with tiny stars carved into the sides. There are 21 sunglasses in total.
New Jersey is a smart little bitch. He just decides to play dumb. On most lists, I've seen New Jersey as the second state with the best education or the first. New Jersey and Massachusetts switch a lot. Speaking of that. Massachusetts and New Jersey like to one up each other.
New Jersey puts Jersey Shore on rerun to annoy his siblings.
New Jersey is a loud state and really prideful. Wasn't always that way. He was actually pretty quiet in his colony days. He became louder after the Civil War.
He also has a bit of a green thumb. New Jersey prefers to take long walks through nature. Without any of his fellow states because they annoy the crap out of him.
New Jersey WILL dress his fellow states up and they WILL NOT complain unless they want to be stabbed with a needle.
Bagels and pizza are his go-to breakfast, lunch, dinner, plus snack. America had to block all the pizza websites on New Jersey's devices once because he kept ordering pizza. And bagels? Any kind. With any kind of spread.
Massachusetts and New Jersey love Dunkin Donuts. New Jersey gets bagels and Massachusetts gets donuts. They both get coffee. Although Massachusetts judges New Jersey whenever he gets iced coffee.
New Jersey loves diners and can wait tables like a pro. He's pretty much the only state that can handle handing out food during mealtime without tripping or screaming at a state or two.
New Jersey can cook diner food like nobody else. New Jersey's favorite candy is saltwater taffy (It's pretty good, never realized that was its name though). His favorite berry is blueberries. He loves honey too and brings honey everywhere he goes.
He likes playing baseball with Pennsylvania, even though he gets his ass kicked every time. He loves tourists. But as well likes to follow America to other countries and particulate in tourism himself. New Jersey did like Grover Cleveland, although the whole raising his future wife thing was weird. New Jersey has talked with Thomas Edison, he misses their conversions. With being one of the past capitals of the United States, New Jersey also has joint custody of D.C. He has a white stallion named Little Thunder. New Jersey loves little kids and babies. He absolutely loves dressing them up in cute outfits.
Since the Miss America pageant was invented in New Jersey. He will call America, Miss America at least 15 times a week. Every year the states will have a fake pageant. New Jersey and America are the judges.
New Jersey loves shopping and will always take up any offer of going to one. He likes going to Menlo Park a lot too. New Jersey is a bit of a technology nerd. Thomas Edison did invent the phonograph, the light bulb, and the motion picture projector in Menlo Park. Due to being the sight of the first submarine, New Jersey loves anything involving swimming. He also likes going to Jersey Shore every once in a while. New Jersey goes to Princeton University every 10 or 15 years.
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