America's Crazy Ass States

-Tennessee-

(Note: Another chapter, yay! Anywho, I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. The Native American paragraph was supposed to be a Civil War paragraph but I got carried away. (This chapter was edited (12/22/20))

Tennessee appeared in 1754. She was found in a birch tree in 1763. Before 1763, she wandered about the land. After the British won the French and Indian War, she made her way to America. She was 6 when she was brought into existence. When America found her, she was 7. She is 15 in modern-day. She is the 16th state. 

Tennessee has light brown skin, unlike the Original 13. She has pale green eyes with dark chestnut-colored hair. She keeps her hair in a cute pixie cut. Tennessee has round glasses, she doesn't need them. But she insists that they look cool. 

Her name is Noami. Her nicknames are Neo, Amy, Tenny, and Nessy. 

Tennessee has 95 different knives. Each knife has a dark blue bear on it, these represent her counties.

 Tennessee likes going to the Great Smoky Mountains for some alone time. She sometimes invites New Hampshire and the two camping freaks. Although, she kicks them out when they start to annoy her. 

Tennessee brings North Carolina and Kentucky to the Grand Ole Opry every year. 

The family goes to Dollywood for her birthday. 

Tennessee has every Transformer CD. 

Tennessee's favorite songs are 'Sexy Back' and 'Party In The U.S.A.' 

Tennessee is good friends with Morgan Freeman. While they don't talk much, they try to meet up every year. 

Tennessee takes Alaska, Hawaii, and D.C to the Bonnaroo music festival every year. 

Tennessee takes North and South Carolina to Elvis Presley's home in Graceland to get North Carolina to shut up. South Carolina comes along so that Tennessee doesn't try to kill North Carolina. Plus she gets free food. 

Tennessee and Kentucky go to the Country Music Hall of Fame once every two years. 

Tennessee really admires Greece and France. Another reason why there are replicas of the Parthenon and Eiffel Tower in her state. New York was very offended when she built a replica of the Eiffel Tower. 

Tennessee once pushed America into the Lost Sea, America got revenge by dragging her in with him. 

Tennessee has mockingbird and iris stickers on her door. Tennessee has a painting of a baby eastern screech-owl above her bed. Her bed is made of a maple tree. Tennessee's walls are a dark red while the floors are made of a walnut tree. Her sheets are a dark green. 

Tennessee has a giant raccoon plush. New Hampshire's raccoon is not allowed in her room. Tennessee never wants to find raccoon juice on her plush ever again. 

Tennessee and Vermont tried to adopt a mountain lion. Spoiler, America grounded them for 2 years after giving the mountain lion to Russia. Nobody knows what Russia did with the mountain lion. To be honest, they really don't want to know. They have learned to stop questioning strange things the other nations do. Although, North Carolina has no filter and still asks why Japan wanted a photo of America in a playboy bunny outfit. 

 Tennessee grows bright purple American beautyberries in her room. The only state that is allowed to eat them is Hawaii. And that's only because Tennessee is scared of Hawaii, that state's little body can hold a lot of wrath. 

Tennessee likes farming but Delaware is not easily won over. She often bribes him with food and little trinkets. So far she's managed to plant wheat, blackberries, strawberries, potatoes, and eggplants.