America's Crazy Ass States

Mini Stories

(Note -  Yes, you read correctly. Stories, more than one mini-stories.  There are multiple mini-stories in this chapter because my required amount of words for a mini-story is between 500 and 700. (A normal chapter is at least 1,000 words.) There are three stories in this chapter - Dildos, Georgia delivers papers, and Vegan.)

Dildos -

Arthur sighed, he had been checking up on his siblings. So far he's caught Marcus trying to burn Elan(Alaska) at the stake. Noah(New York) was trying to strangle Logan(Nevada) for beating him in poker and taking 400 dollars. The Carolinas had been in the rafters trying to hit people with paintballs. Paxon(Florida) had been trying to smuggle a giant alligator into the house. 

Now it was time to see what Cali(California) was doing. Honestly, he was scared and worried. The last time he went in there he found California, Colorado, Illinois, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Nevada, Oregon, Vermont, and Washington smoking weed(did you know what weed is legal in all those states including D.C and Alaska(I didn't include them because they're technically children)). 

It was not fun to deal with and even less fun to deal with the hungover teens in the morning. The state let out a shaky breath. Then he slowly opened the door. Arthur blinked at the sight before him. Cali was holding a camera while Penny was holding a purple dildo. Jackson(Washington) was tied up in a chair with three dildos in his mouth. 

"For some reason, I don't think this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen." Arthur sighed. 

The two girls glanced at each other then looked back to Arthur. Jackson on the other hand was screaming, the best he could, and trying to get out of the ropes. 

"You know what, I'm tired. Finish this up in 3 minutes or I tell Mom." Arthur then closed the door and decided it was a good time to pass out on his bed. 

Georgia Delivers Papers - 

Alfred was walking as slowly as he could. He was currently 10 minutes late to the world meeting. He didn't even want to go to this meeting. The nation had been up all night going paperwork and then he got interrupted by Pennsylvania asking him to marry Prussia(this chapter is set the next day after Penny's chapter). At the next mention of Prussia or sight, the nation might end up with a bright red face. 

At this point, Alfred was sleep-deprived. He didn't wanna deal with the other nations while he was in this state so he stopped and got a coffee. They can wait just a bit longer. Alfred was brought out of his thoughts by a vent cover falling on the ground right in front of him. Looking up, he was met with Geo's face in the vent system opening.

 "What the fuck, Geo!?" Alfred whisper shouted, looking around to see if anyone was around to see the state. 

"Hello to you too, Mom" greeted the state as she dropped a rope down and climbed to the floor.

 He sighed, "Hello Geo. Why are you here?"

 "Oh yeahhhhhh, You forgot some papers." The state opened her bag and pulled out a stack of papers that had a pink ribbon around it. 

Alfred's eyes widened, "oh gosh, how could I forget? Thank you, Geo." The nation took the papers from his daughter and patted her head. 

"No problem, Mom" Geo saluted him then climbed back up into the vent. 

"..........Uh, could you hand me that vent cover?" 

Alfred chuckled and threw the cover back up to her. "Thanks!" she called out. Soon enough, she was gone. Alfred sighed happily. His children are annoying yet they were light of his life.

Vegan - 

Marcus and Theodore (Virginia) were having an argument. No one knew how it exactly started. They were currently just throwing insults at each other. 

"Deadbeat Flamethrower!" growled Theodore.

"Hannah Montana housewife!" Marcus shot back. The state of Montana was glaring daggers at Marcus. 

Adrian laughed, Theodore's left eye twitched. 

Arthur sighed, "what even star-." 

"SHUT UP!" interrupted the fighting states. 

Arthur closed his mouth, looking highly offended. 

Theodore smirked, "misshapen England sperm!" 

"What the fuck" whispered Clementine(Louisiana). 

Marcus gasped, "how DARE you!" Theodore laughed maniacally. 

"Vegan, virgin, fucking retarded looking England copy!" hissed Marcus, getting louder with each word. 

"HEY!" shouted Evans, looking up from his cereal. The other states in the kitchen watched in absolute confusion as the three states started fighting. 

"But Evens isn't even a vegan" muttered Adrian.