America's Crazy Ass States

~Massachusetts~

(Another chapter, yay! Anywho I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. This is my state, yay! Anywho I'll be mentioning the Salem witch trials, a lot of people say witches were burned(Most say this is a myth). Others say they were hanged and I agree with that. I will be mentioning both in this chapter. Also, sexual harassment warning for this chapter. (This chapter was edited (7/21/2021)) 

Massachusetts appeared in 1620. He was found in a kitchen cabinet. He was 6 when he appeared. He is 16 in modern-day. His name is Marcus Jones. His nicknames are Mark, Mass, and Chu. He has brown hair and bright green eyes. His hair is usually messy and he has a little curl that sticks out. His curl is Nantucket. He and America have whole conversions talking about their Nantucket curls. He is the 6th oldest by state age and 2nd by colony age. Massachusetts has 14 different colored lighters, each has a star on it. They represent his counties.

Massachusetts and New York gain Irish accents on St.Patrick's day. The states think it's hilarious. This is due to the number of Irish immigrants that settled into their states during the potato famine.

 Massachusetts has a tiny copy of the Mayflower in his room. Massachusetts has a collection of every phone ever made(the first phone call was made in his state). He has a black-capped chickadee carved into his bed. Massachusetts has carvings of mayflowers on his door and a vase of them on his bedside table. Most of the wooden furniture in his room is made of American elm trees. He has a painting of a mourning dove in his room. Massachusetts has bleeding heart plants hanging from his bed. 

Massachusetts was hanged during the Salem witch trials. He still has the scar but covers it with makeup. Due to the myth that the witches were burned, Massachusetts is a pyromaniac. And often tries to set things on fire, most of the time it's Alaska. Poor Alaska. He is getting help for his pyromania so it's calmed down over the years. Massachusetts can use magic, he has been banned from using any spell that can create an explosion or a fire.

Massachusetts participated in the Boston Tea Party. He participated in the battles of Lexington and Concord. Massachusetts was at the Boston Massacre and got shot in the shoulder.

Massachusetts and New York used to get along but now often don't. Especially during sports seasons.

Massachusetts, New York, Pennsylvania are the Revolution trio

 Massachusetts was best friends with Paul Revere. Penny says Massachusetts had a crush on him but don't listen to her. He was friends with John Adams and John Quincy Adams. Massachusetts was friends with Benjamin Franklin. He and Penny used to fight over Franklin's attention.

Massachusetts was absolutely devastated when John F. Kennedy died. Spend about a week sobbing into his pillow. Then 2 weeks silently crying around the house while carrying his pillow. America then spent about a week comforting Massachusetts. Carrying him around, cuddling, and letting him snuggle up to him on the couch.

Massachusetts grows cranberries in the backyard. They're his babies, he cries while he eats them. Massachusetts loves seafood, he goes fishing often. He lives for sweets, the first U.S chocolate factory was in Massachusetts. The first chocolate chip cookie was made in his state. Due to this fact, Massachusetts can make the best chocolate chip cookies. The first Dunkin Donuts was also in his state. He works at Dunkin Donuts every 10 years. Thanksgiving is Massachusetts' favorite holiday. He makes the cranberry sauce. He loves Boston cream pies and can make them like a boss.

Massachusetts is a big Boston Red Sox fan and will stab you for insulting his team. He will crush you in basketball and volleyball since they were both invented in his state.

Massachusetts goes to Harvard every 20 years. Whether Massachusetts likes to admit it or not, he's a smart cookie. He's gone to every smart person college in his state. He loves relearning things. Massachusetts tends to favor science and history majors. If he gets bored of those majors, he goes for education and art.