America's Crazy Ass States

~Virginia~

(Note: Another chapter, yay! Anywho I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. Sorry, this is a little late, I was being lazy. (This was edited (3/18/2022))

Virginia appeared in 1607. He was found at America's bedside staring at him. America may have fallen out of his bed when he spotted Virginia. He was 6 when he was found. He is 16 in modern-day. Virginia is the 1st colony but the 10th state. Virginia often teases Delaware over his eyebrows. Virginia is a carbon copy of England like Delaware but without the eyebrows. He usually styles his hair to the right side. Of course, this doesn't cure his messy hair so there are usually a few loose strands.

His name is Theodore Jones. His nicknames are Theo and Dory. The other states sometimes call him Virgin. It's that or Virgin Queen. America's nickname for Virginia is President Theodore II. Although Virginia gets embarrassed when Maryland calls him Wife, he still calls Maryland Husband back. 

Virginia has 95 different jewels, the jewels are carved into the shape of a star. These represent his counties. He secretly worked as a coal miner during the industrial revolution.  Virginia has worked as a jeweler before, it was only for 2 years. A fake I.D and a baby face excuse can only work for so long. Virginia has a collection of gems. Some he may have gotten through illegal practices. No one's allowed to touch them or they're going to get a bullet up their ass.

Virginia is D.C's second main parent. Virginia is usually the one that babysits D.C when Maryland is doing other things. Virginia has a burn scar that goes from his right shoulder to his hip bone. After the burning of D.C, he was furious and wanted to take down Canada.

Virginia can actually cook, America is still very cautious when it comes to Virginia's cooking. Virginia has always felt slightly offended by Disney's Pocahontas. He may have told Massachusetts to burn the CD. No one's certain if they did it or not.

 Virginia has a little sign in his and Maryland's room that has a northern cardinal carved into it.  Virginia has a mini American Dogwood tree in their room. In their room, there is a realistic statue of a golden eagle. Virginia has a black bear rug in his room. Maryland is slightly scared of it but likes petting it. America thinks it's weird. 

Virginia has planted a dwarf pawpaw tree in the backyard. He often cuts up the fruit and feeds it to D.C. Virginia has put red columbines in every room including the bedrooms and bathrooms. If you ask him why he will simply say 'because they look beautiful. Virginia makes flower crowns out of purple milkweeds for Hawaii and Alaska.

Virginia has a sweater that has an American Foxhound on it. He also has an eastern glass snake as a pet. Their name is Leggy(that's much more hilarious when you realize that it's a type of lizard that has no legs and looks like a snake). 

 Virginia was close with all eight presidents that were born in Virginia. Although his relationship with George Washington was a bit strained. The amount of Presidents born in his states gives him the ability to be amazing at politics. 

Virginia takes Maryland to the Shenandoah National Park every year. America rounds up the family every February on the 22nd and they visit Mount Vernon. Virginia despises Monticello because it reminds him of how many slaves Thomas Jefferson housed there. Virginia has a house in Jamestown but hasn't stayed there for more than 2 weeks a year since the Starving Time.

Virginia insists they hold state meetings at the Pentagon. Since his state claims the first Thanksgiving happened in Berkeley, it's Virginia's favorite holiday. Virginia used to smoke, he still does once in a while. Although he does it away from others because Maryland smacks him over the head when he smells it or sees him smoking.