America's Crazy Ass States

~New Hampshire~

(Note: Another chapter, yay! Anywho I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. Fun Fact about this story, when I don't know what gender to make a state then I use a wheel to decide for me. This was edited (9/26/2021)) 

New Hampshire appeared in 1623. He was found sleeping on top of Massachusetts. He was 6 when he was found. New Hampshire is the 9th oldest by state age and the 7th oldest by colony age. In modern-day he is 16. He has hazel eyes and light brown hair. His hair is short and well kept. It is usually parted to the right. 

His name is Casper Jones. His nicknames are Cas and Shire. Virginia calls him Northie because New Hampshire was originally called North Virginia. (why can I imagine Virginia looking down at New Hampshire and being like 'what the fuck is this, he doesn't even look like me'.) 

He has 10 different cameras. They all have a gold star in the front. These represent his counties. New Hampshire is a photographer. He currently has a blog where he posts pictures he takes and sometimes shares the stories behind them. 

New Hampshire is pretty chill. The only time he's not chill is when it comes to Massachusetts.

New Hampshire is a really calm person on the roads, except for when he's in Massachusetts. He once ran Massachusetts over at a Dunkin Donuts.

New Hampshire is friends with the squirrels, he's even named them. He once sent them to attack Massachusetts.

New Hampshire gets along with Maine and Vermont the best. The way he acts around them is vastly different from the way he acts around Massachusetts.

New Hampshire was attached to The Old Man Of The Mountain(a mountain that had a ledge in the shape of a face), his heart broke when it fell down. Massachusetts had to walk around with a sobbing New Hampshire attached to his leg for at least 2 weeks. D.C totally asked New Hampshire at some point if the old man that fell down the mountain was okay or not, little capital thought it was an actual old man. 

He's a mini Canada sometimes. New Hampshire loves maple syrup but not to the extent that Vermont does. He enjoys a good hockey game once in a while. 

Out of all the states, Florida gets the most offend when New Hampshire calls them a flatlander. 

He loves having fresh seafood once in a while. It's one of the only things he and Massachusetts bond over. 

He enjoys taking pictures of heights. His favorite place to take pictures is the White Mountains. Although, most of his best pictures are pictures of Mount Washington. In his room, pictures are hanging from the ceiling and windows. New Hampshire used to take pictures for Elizabeth Hurley.  

New Hampshire has a mural of Lake Winnipesaukee on the wall next to his bed.  He has a painting of him with a purple finch on his finger. New Hampshire's door has a carving of a white birch tree on it. There are nighthawk birds carved into his dresser. New Hampshire has evening primroses carved into his headboard.

New Hampshire takes Alaska and Hawaii to Echo Lake State Park for relaxation and bonding. He sometimes follows Massachusetts and Connecticut to the library. Other times he helps them sort through the family library. New Hampshire makes a maple sundae for a fellow state when it's their birthday.

 New Hampshire freaked Massachusetts out for about a decade because Massachusetts thought New Hampshire was his baby. No matter what America tried to tell him. Massachusetts was often found on the floor screaming 'he isn't my child!" or "Hellspawn!" while New Hampshire sat on top of him. Massachusetts is the only state that New Hampshire can scare.

New Hampshire sometimes sings 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' to his little siblings to get them to go to sleep or calm down. He and Massachusetts often argue over who can sing it better since both their states claim the song was written in their state.