America's Crazy Ass States

-Alabama-

(Note: Another chapter up! I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. I actually got a chapter out on time. Well, kinda. I've been distracted with laughing at Pinterest memes, I've been binge-reading Outsiders fanfics, and I have been dragged back into the Harry Potter fandom. Imma cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin btw. I kinda left it after I binged all the fics, not to mention I needed to get away from the unhealthy opinions and find myself. (This chapter was edited(12/24/20)

Also I need help with something, I made a good friend in Among Us. And as most people know, Among Us doesn't have a friend list. Asking quickly if anybody knows someone by the name of Dip. They had the Henry stickman pet and was wearing the tan and red hunter hat. Ask them if they remember someone with a Halloween hat was usually white and was named Rose. Thanks!

Anyway, we got some warnings because Alabama and Confederacy. 

Warnings: Incest will be mentioned because it's Alabama, Connie is still a dick so now there is an abuse warning(It's a quick mention, I do wanna keep this fic light-hearted though), slavery is there too, and we have a mention for offensive terms homophobes use. Well, Connie doesn't say them but  you can probably figure out what offensive terms he used.)

Alabama appeared in 1702, America had found him sitting on the steps. Alabama was 9 at the time, in modern-day he is 15. Alabama is the 22nd state. 

Before America(1702 - 1763), Alabama stayed with families, usually leaving after a year. Alabama has kept items that the families have given him as farewell gifts. He was and still is very grateful of those families that took care of him. 

Alabama's name is Ace Jones. His nicknames are Al and Bambi. 

Alabama has tan skin with big brown eyes that have dark blue specks. He has bronze hair with the tips dyed to fade to peach. Alabama's hair is wavy and stops at his chin. Alabama has 67 pieces of blue quartz jewelry, these represent his counties. 

Alabama might look soft and vulnerable but he can fuck a person up if he wants. Please don't make sweet home Alabama jokes around him though, he's very sensitive about that. He gets thoughts about his siblings due to those jokes. Alabama doesn't like them.  It's really weird to have a thought about your brother's dick when you're trying to sleep. You can be strong but also be emotional. Although, Texas might need a year or two to get that into his head.

Alabama admires the U.S. Space and Rocket Center greatly. He loves going there, especially when they add new things. 

Alabama enjoys shoving it in other states' faces that the rocket that put the first people on the moon was made in him. 

Alabama always loved the Civil Rights movement. Birmingham Civil Rights Institute reminds him of how hard it was to get to this point.

Helen Keller was always a figure of admiration for Alabama. He felt inspired by how she overcame her disabilities. 

Alabama really liked Rosa Parks, she reminds him of a slave friend he had. (That sounds wrong, wait until the Confederacy paragraph. This made sense after reading that.) 

Alabama's favorite holiday is Christmas. He was the first state to recognize it as an official holiday. He is the one that puts mistletoe up everywhere. New York helps him set up cameras.

Alabama was also the first state to celebrate Veteran's Day. 

Alabama likes insects. Well, only snails and moths. I mean snails aren't really insects but you get what I mean. He likes fluffy moths a lot. Alabama just thinks snails are cute.