America's Crazy Ass States

Oregon

(Note - Another chapter up! I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. I was gonna get this out last Friday. But that didn't work out as well as I wanted it to. It's Mcas week. Had one last Wednesday and this Monday. 

Okay, fuck Wattpad. thought this chapter posted yesterday, apparently, it fucking didn't. Anyway had science Mcas today. it was shit. Fucking hated it. Anywho, enjoy this chapter. 

Also, why do I view teenage D.C as a guy who tries to act cool but his whole face goes red when embarrassed and constantly has voice cracks.)

Oregon came with the rest of the Louisiana Purchase. She was 4 when they arrived, she is now 12 years old. Oregon is the 33rd state. 

Before America, Oregon was pretty independent. A contrast from Minnesota who was really clingy. But at least she was well-behaved. Louisiana can't say the same for Arkansas. 

Oregon's name is Williow Jones. Her nicknames are Willy, William, Gon, Oreo, and Ow. The Ow nickname started as a joke but it started to catch on. 

Oregon has almond-colored skin. She has wavy dark blonde hair and gray-blue eyes. 

As said, Oregon is very independent. She's away from home often. She can usually be found around the local town. Despite hanging around the local towns, Oregon is pretty antisocial. She rather talk to a dog than talk to a real person. 

Speaking of dogs, she fucking loves them. There's always one or two stray dogs in the house that were bought in by Oregon. 

Back to being antisocial. Oregon dislikes outsiders trying to worm their way into the family. She's overprotective of her family. Trauma from the Civil War? Maybe. 

Oregon likes nature. If she could, she would live outside rather than inside the house. To be honest, who wouldn't? Making friends with bugs is better than waking up to your siblings screaming at the top of their lungs. Oregon was the one to replace everything in the house with eco-friendly versions. Oregon loves Mother Earth and rather not see her die. 

The teen also has a garden in the backyard. She loves fresh food and will shit on any state that uses too much frozen food. Wait, don't like 3 states already have gardens? Delaware, Indiana, maybe someone else that I can't remember. 

Anywho, Oregon is a cheapskate. Well, any state that has no sales tax is. Oregon will charge her own siblings for coffee though. 

Speaking of coffee! Oregon lives on it. The only one in the family that gets free coffee is Delaware because he deals with too much shit. 

Bigfoot! Oregon is asked about bigfoot every day. Wait, anyone remember that chapter where South Carolina and Maryland went camping. And South woke up to Mary being molested by bigfoot and liking it. What the fuck, how sleep-deprived was I when I wrote that? ANYWAY. Oregon has hunted bigfoot before. 

California keeps getting into Oregon's business. Oregon has kicked California out of her room multiple times. Long story short, California annoys the shit out of Oregon. 

Oregon is a pretty chill and laid-back person when she's not been bothered. I would say Oregon is forgotten about a lot as a state. Sometimes being forgotten is a good thing. At least you're not getting dildos shoved down your throat. Yeah, Oregon's never letting Washington forget that. 

Oregon has 36 beaver plushies, they represent her states. 

Oregon once pushed Minnesota into Multnomah Falls. She told America it was an accident, it wasn't. 

Oregon has a history of letting states get lost in her national parks. Maryland got lost in Willamette National Forest, Oregon totally knew where he was but didn't say anything.