America's Crazy Ass States

-Kentucky-

(Note: Another chapter, yay! Anywho, I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. (This chapter was edited (12/21/20)) 

Kentucky appeared in 1774. He is the 15th state. Kentucky was 7 when he appeared, he is 15 in modern-day. Kentucky was found sitting on a chair in the living room. His name is Kalix Jones. His nicknames are Kal, Lexy, and Kenny. Virginia calls Kentucky, Little County. 

He has sand-colored skin unlike the pale ass Original 13(I will continue to mention this.) He has yellow-green eyes with dark, curly ginger hair. His hair goes down to his shoulders. Kentucky usually wears it down but sometimes puts it up. Kentucky sometimes dyes his hair brown, the dye comes out after 2 years. (I imagine dying your hair doesn't work out or last very long for a nation. Or in this case, for a state.)

The other states say he looks like a girl. To be honest, he does look like a girl. Although, don't say it to his face or you'll never be able to have children.  

He has 120 different horse saddles with 3 stars on them, these represent his counties. If you call him a cowgirl, he WILL slap you.

Kentucky enjoys horse racing and riding. He has gone to every Kentucky Derby.

 Kentucky loves KFC, he used to be friends with Colonel Sanders. He cries every time he watches a KFC advertisement. He maybe have played the Colonel Sanders dating sim. Kentucky denies any claims. South Carolina says his drool tells a different story. 

Don't mess with his chicken, he doesn't like to share.

 Kentucky loves bluegrass music and can make his own songs. 

Kentucky takes Maryland and Virginia to the Cumberland Gap National Historical Park every once in a while. Virginia only comes so that Maryland doesn't get himself killed or kicked out. 

Kentucky WILL drag his siblings to the Kentucky Derby Museum, no matter how much they kick and scream. 

Kentucky will let Vermont into the Daniel Boone National Forest and watch as she wrestles black bears. 

Kentucky once left the Original 13 in the Mammoth Cave as revenge. America was very upset with him and grounded him for 9 months after calming down the states. 

His favorite actor is Johnny Depp, he has watched all the movies the actor has been in. Kentucky's favorite movie the actor starred in is Sweeney Todd. 

 Abraham Lincoln was Kentucky's favorite president. The first and second time Kentucky cried was right before Lincoln died and at his funeral. Kentucky cries when he reads and watches Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter(This is a real thing, I have the book). 

Kentucky has a pretty good singing voice. Although when it comes to the birthday song, he likes to scream at the top of his lungs.

Kentucky takes Mother's Day very seriously, he is always the first one to wish America a happy Mother's Day. He was the one to encourage the other states to celebrate Mother's Day. 

Kentucky has a little cardinal statue on his side table. There are mountain bluebird stickers on his walls. Kentucky has little Kentucky spring salamanders painted on his bed frame. His bed is made out of a Kentucky coffeetree. Kentucky planted a tulip poplar tree outside his window. He, as well, has planted wild columbines and dwarf irises outside his window. 

He has a rectangle pot on his window sill. He grows goldenrod in them. Kentucky is very possessive of his goldenrod. He only gives it away if someone is in serious pain. Kentucky usually makes it into tea. Kentucky likes staring at Massachusetts while drinking his tea. He did this a lot while he was a county.