Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly. Begin!
John Lennon: Help! You're making my ears bleed. You need a muzzle, why're you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy that could die from a heart attack just in the shower. You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour. Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me. And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD. I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks. I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick!
Bill O'Reilly(EPIC Lloyd): You fucking long hair, living in your Yellow Submarine Well, you're about to get sunk by the right-wing political machine Stop your presses, Lennon, you call me Mister Bill O'Reilly. When it comes to squashing limeys, I come recommended highly. You're weak; between you and me, there's no comparison I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Harrison. You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo and I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's
John Lennon(Nice Peter): Well, you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free. I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy.I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up. Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up?
Bill O'Reilly(EPIC Lloyd): 'Cause I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle. Ten-thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, that's how I survive. Now here's Sting—what? Fuck it, we'll do it live!
Announcer: Who won? Who's Next? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!
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Historical FictionCredit: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EPICLloyd, Peter Shukoff aka NicePeter, Zach Sherwin, Atul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, Sulai Lopez, Jon Na, Jose "Choco" Reynoso, Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Jav...
